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My foolproof plan to get Bill Frist arrested
by Madeline Zane, Unknown News
Oct. 11, 2005
So Bill Frist is under official investigation from the SEC for selling a whole bunch of HCA stock, at a profit, at the same time other insiders were selling, right before the stock plummeted ... which we are all supposed to believe is a huge coincidence, as if America had just fallen off the collective truck.
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So this obvious felon is still walking around freely and running the Senate and ruining the country the way those Republicans tend to do. So I've come up with a foolproof way to get Frist to do time behind bars:
Send some FBI guys out to ask him if he's guilty of insider trading.
Yes, that's the beginning, middle and end of the plan. As soon as one of the feds asks him the question in person, we've got him. How, you may ask? The way I see it, there are the three possible outcomes.
1. Frist admits to insider trading. Well, duh. That's illegal. Bill goes into the pokey.
2. Frist DENIES insider trading. He still goes to jail! Why? Because the feds think that he's guilty of insider trading, and he said he isn't. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY NAILED MARTHA STEWART FOR!!! Remember, they never got her for insider trading. They got her
for "lying" to the feds about insider trading. And the big lie was that she said she didn't do it. So the same thing HAS to work on Frist. (After all, they wouldn't treat an uppity successful independent woman differently than one of their old boys' club, would they???)
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3. If Frist refuses to answer? That's also obstructing justice, six months in jail again. See if Cybill Shepherd's free to play him in the movie.
So that's my plan to get Bill Frist arrested. If anyone tries it, let me know how it goes.
© by the author.
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