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  Mental Health Moment:  A weekly column by Helen & Harry Highwater  
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THE WEEK AFTER

Bush administration spying targets reporters, activists

by Helen & Harry Highwater, Unknown News       Dec. 23, 2005

So the Bush administration is spying on Americans, without going through the process required by law. It's an impeachable offense, but Bush and Cheney have both said they intend to continue the spying.

In the coverage of this, I haven't seen any serious questions asked about who Bush Cheney et al are spying on, but the answer is obvious. The White House is spying on reporters and activists.

This ain't rocket science, it's just a short process of elimination. Maybe you figured it out before I did. If not, please follow along, and tell me if I've made a mistake:

The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 (FISA) established a secret (and thus, in my opinion, shamefully unAmerican) court that churns out, on request from the Justice Department or the White House, not quite search and wiretap warrants, but permission to search and wiretap without a warrant.

According to this 2002 article, this super-secret court "granted over 10,000 FISA surveillance applications and rejected none" over its first 23 years at work, dating back to the Carter administration. Just ask, and the answer is always YES SIR. It's like Mr Burns giving orders to Smithers.

This secret court has, since 2002, turned down exactly four requests for its OK, while approving thousands more. So in the entire history of this secret court, there are four NOs, scattered among many thousands of YESes.

Clearly, getting this secret court's OK has been rubber-stamp easy, for decades. (Have you ever done "rubber stamp" work? Literally, smack the ink pad, smack the paper, repeat, repeat, repeat? Well, even when rubber-stamping, once in a while you miss the paper or drop the stamp. Which explains the four times the answer was NO.)

Did you know that in case of a "ticking time bomb" emergency, there's even a clause of the FISA Act that allows authorities to bug your phone, office, or home without getting the secret court's permission until afterwards. What could be easier?

Yet even this level of (in my opinion, preposterously unConstitutional) carte blanche is not enough for the Bush administration. And so, on the President's orders, authorities have bypassed even the rubber stamp of this secret court, and initiated an unknown number (it's a secret, remember) of wiretaps on an unknown (secret) number of unidentified Americans, who don't know they've been spied upon. Perhaps you're one of them.

There's only one reason for the Bush administration to bypass the secret court's rubber stamp approval: The White House knew that their spying was so outrageous, so unjustified, that even the rubber-stamp secret court would say no.

Which leads to the question the media hasn't asked: Who could the Bush administration be spying on, that they knew even the rubber-stamp court wouldn't allow it?

To answer the question, eliminate anyone who's even remotely, even implausibly connected to any group that presents any actual, or remote, or imagined danger to America, because it would obviously be a cinch to get the secret court's OK to wiretap anyone who comes within miles of presenting any real risk.

No, if the White House needs to circumvent the rubber-stamp secret court, then the targets of surveillance would have to be people who aren't even the slightest, vaguest, pig-in-a-poke threat to national security.

Reporters. Or activists. People who criticize the Bush administration's policies.

Logically, who else could it be?


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If the White House needs to circumvent the rubber-stamp secret court, then the targets of surveillance would have to be people who aren't even the slightest, vaguest, pig-in-a-poke threat to national security.

Reporters.

Or activists.

Or people who criticize the Bush administration's policies.

Logically, who else could it be?
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