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We interrupt the bad news for a brief pep talk

by Helen & Harry Highwater, Unknown News

March 14, 2006

I paid my fare on the bus, walked down the aisle looking for a seat, and about halfway back there was a white man in his 30s wearing a yellow ribbon on his collar. The seat next to him was empty so I sat down and started chatting.

"What's the yellow ribbon mean?" I asked blankly.

He looked at me, slightly smiled and slightly coughed to clear his throat. "It means I support the troops."

"Huh," I said, mulling it over as if I'd never heard it before. "Do you 'support the troops' more than the other people on this bus, the people who aren't wearing that yellow ribbon?"

"Uhh ... " He looked odd uncomfortable.

"You think some of these people are rooting against the troops?"

No comment from the stranger.

"Do you 'support the troops' enough to stand up and say they ought to come home, instead of killing and dying for nothing but lies?"

His arm shot up like it was spring-loaded, and he yanked the cord to signal that he wanted off the bus. Scooting past my knees and muttering under his breath, he walked to the front of the bus, and when it stopped and the door opened, he stepped off. As the bus pulled back into traffic he flipped me his best argument, his middle finger.

I just smiled. I had an empty seat beside me, and he was stuck waiting for the next bus.

The bus was quiet for a moment, until an old woman a few seats in front of me shouted out, "I hate that bastard Bush."

"What good, patriotic American wouldn't?" I replied.

She flashed me a peace sign from the '60s, and another woman's voice from behind me chimed in, "Damn right." An old man in a suit smiled at me and shook his head 'yes', and a black kid who looked about 17 said, "Last week we had Army recruiters at my school, talking about how cool it is to wear the uniform. Man, it was f*cked up! Only he didn't spell f*cked with an asterisk.

Several other people offered their opinions of the President, the war, and the general situation in this country, and you know what? I didn't hear a single comment that sounded even vaguely Republican. The bus became a rolling room full of people talking, and everyone sounded like a peacenik.

*           *           *
Everywhere I go, I try to spread the word, and the word is: Bush-Cheney must go.

America's media won't report how utterly evil and colossally incompetent President Bush and his cohorts are, so we need to talk about it, everywhere. We need to get the message out -- that the King is not beloved, and that it's OK to say so. So say it out loud, say it often, say it to friends, family, co-workers. Say it to shoppers in the store, to salesmen on the phone, to Scientologists who approach you downtown, and yeah, say it to strangers on the bus.

Say it with me: Bush-Cheney must go.

America's President is either a criminal, insane, or criminally insane, and the henchmen who surround him are just as bonkers. His entire gang of thugs needs to be impeached, arrested, tried, convicted, and imprisoned -- and as ordinary citizens all these matters are out of our hands. But the very first step is something only we can do:

The Bush-Cheney administration must be disrespected. We need to make it obvious to everyone that these criminals are not America's legitimate government, and that ordinary, everyday Americans like you and me do not want The Sopranos in the White House.

Say it to people you know, and people you don't know: It's time to stop the killing, stop the lying, stop the secrecy, stop the dying, stop the torture, and stop the spying. Stop the Bush-Cheney abomination.

Nobody who loves either God or Country could support a White House that
 
Everywhere I go, I try to spread the word, and the word is: Bush-Cheney must go.

America's media won't report how utterly evil and colossally incompetent President Bush and his cohorts are, so we need to talk about it, everywhere.

We need to get the message out -- that the King is not beloved, and that it's OK to say so.

So say it out loud, say it often, say it to friends, family, co-workers.

Say it to shoppers in the store, to salesmen on the phone, to Scientologists who approach you downtown, and yeah, say it to strangers on the bus.

Say it with me:
Bush-Cheney must go.
C'mon, saving the country has to be worth the risk of having strangers think you're slightly nutty.

A lot of people fought and died for America's freedom -- nobody's asking you to pick up a gun and put your life in peril.

But I challenge you to be slightly nutty about peace, freedom, civil rights, and the US Constitution.

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hates both. The Bush-Cheney gang speaks solemnly of America while scrawling obscenities across the Constitution, and they pose as Christians while pursuing policies that would make Jesus vomit.

If your pastor, priest, or clergyman hasn't spoken against Bush and Cheney, pull him or her aside and explain the difference between right and wrong.

When you see your neighbor, don't just wave and say howdy, wave and say "Impeach the President!"

Write a letter to the editor, or a comment on somebody's blog. Wear a button on your lapel, or slap a bumper sticker on your forehead so there's no doubt.

C'mon, saving the country has to be worth the risk of having strangers think you're slightly nutty. A lot of people fought and died for America's freedom -- nobody's asking you to pick up a gun and put your life in peril. But I challenge you to be slightly nutty about peace, freedom, civil rights, and the US Constitution.

The Bush gang are opposed to all these virtues, every American principle, and any other decent thing you can think of. So don't hem and haw and hesitate. If you give a dang about your country, stand up and speak out against the monsters who've stolen it.

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I can't afford therapy, but boy do I need it. So as an affordable alternative, I pound my anger into a weekly column here.

Fair warning: My parents were repressed -- using any bad words would get my mouth washed out with soap, literally. I still remember the sickly flavor of DoveTM. So as an adult, vulgarity helps with the healing. If naughty language offends you, beat the rush and get offended now.

This page is for my own good, not yours, so you may not like it, but I don't care.


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