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Saddam Hussein for President


by Mr Chuckles, Unknown News

March 21, 2006

I'm not too happy with the prospect of McCain vs. Hillary in 2008. So let's think outside of the box! Saddam for President!

 
Don't reject him out of hand. Don't be emotional, just look at the facts! Compare Saddam to our current president:

Qualifications
Weapons of mass destruction
Pre-emptive war
Torture
Assassination
Murder
Knows how to run Iraq
Knows how to run U.S.
Combat veteran
Worked for CIA
Intelligent
Literate
Fluent in English
 Saddam Hussein
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Unknown
Yes
Yes
Yes
Novelist
Yes
 George W. Bush
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
Unknown (ha ha)
No -- dumb as dirt
My Pet Goat
No

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