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Another note from the darkness

by HappySysiphus, Unknown News

March 28, 2006

March 17, 2006:
A note from the darkness
The Lady Our Darkness has visited me again, and She Who Does Not Exist ('wink') has asked me to tell you all about the AMAZING settlement offer she has come forward with in regards to our constant requests for the Meaning of Life.

She put it this way:

"My Children, just as I can not give you "the" diamond I cannot tell you "the" Meaning of Life.

I could tell you that you live at the intersection of Me, That Which Does Not Exist (Infinity), and your Father, The Great Realm of the Ever Expanding Finite or The ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...

But that would not be "The" Meaning...

I could tell you how to break the whole thing down to 0 and 1, nothing and something, or further into THE OPPOSITION the one-ness that is composed of LONG DIVISION! The union of opposites as co-dependent creators! The
 

There's much more than this at Unknown News.
Yin-Yang you've heard so much fuss about from overseas!

But that would not be "The" Meaning.

I could confess to you that I have been poisoning your Father for ages so that, preying-mantis-like, I can allow your souls, our young, to feast on the sacrifice of his flesh, but that would be misleading.

We spirits only feast on his past by experiencing its NOWs. This does not slow your Father's accelerating expansion (think of the universe as a kind of dildo) nor is it destructive in any way. It just tastes like it sometimes when you're eating it. And boy do we need a lot to eat because we are basically made of hunger. Well, and thirst.

Regardless, like I said, I could tell you these things, but nowhere in any of them is "the" answer.

Just as I cannot give you "the" diamond because there are many chunks of carbon with that structure, so can I not produce "the" Meaning of Life.

The fact is, you people have it backward a lot of the time. You think so much of rarity that you miss the rarity of the rarest gem of all. Your Father, the Crystalline Universe of all that exists, who grows still but will never have been growing forever, who's imperfections and impurities compose all of his majestically imperfect whole and give our shadow minds walls on which to project the hyper-perfect, hyper-real illusion of existence.

In this place anything you could make up to think about is ACTUALLY going on somewhere. If not here then there. If not this time, then next time.

What is important is the truth that you are receiving, filtered through your own body your own culture your own judgment your own mind. This and all of these things comprise your self.

Don't fall in to the old trap of worrying that all sorts of uncomfortably bizarre things must be true. You will find that if you look honestly and diligently within your self and act according with your own judgment that "Your" Meaning will match more and more with something that seems exactly right. Something that you really really like. Something that doesn't freak you out as much as other crap.

If you can settle for "your" Meaning of Life rather than "the" Meaning, then the matter is settled for good. If you can't, take comfort in the fact that you can take as much time as you need to work on a better Meaning. Time, we've got aplenty."

And then, as if she never existed anywhere, she was gone.

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