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Underground railroad to Hell

by HappySysiphus, Unknown News

June 6, 2006

Over the course of the last two years, my wife and I successfully rescued three magnificent, beautiful, brilliant, wonderful, unbelievably cute children who were tied to the proverbial railroad tracks by my wife's whitebread-Lutheran-Nazi-assed so-called family.

The children belonged to my wife's perpetually knocked-up, attention-starved, hilarious 22-year-old cousin who's Meth-addicted second husband (father of the smallest)scared the shit out of them, stole everything they had and blew his head clean off with a Tarus 9mm handgun, thankfully not at their residence.

The night the officer informed us of his suicide, I was there and pulled the oldest, a stunning blonde-haired, blue-eyed, half-Mexican, five-year-old boy, gently aside to give him the bad news. "Andrew, I said, Daddy Puppet is dead. He killed himself with a gun."

He looked me in the eye and smiled cold with the bottom half of his face. "That doesn't make me sad," He said.

After that my wife and I became like those kids' parents for more than a year, watching them eight hours a day, every day. They and their too-young mother were totally dependent on us for practically every material and emotional need.

 
I am here to tell you that I'm done with it.

I hate this shit-hole country and I want out.

Fuck you so much for robbing these children of their finally-restored family for no goddamn reason, you rotten, cross-burning, retarded, racist citizens.

Up-Yours for blindly supporting this devastating, immoral, inhuman, racist war on drugs to the point where the protection of the constitution you were lucky as hell to be born under while it was actually working is now totally mother-fucking gone gone gone!!!!!!!


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Then, along came Fred.

Fred is one of those large, calm kind of human beings the sort of which seem to be produced almost exclusively by the black race. He had seen a little of the kids' mom before we came along but had correctly deemed the scene too crazy and split.

By the time he came back through town, we had that place running almost like a regular home and Fred smiled biiig and signed on for keeps, cooking, cleaning, and being absolutely wonderful with the full time stewardship of the three, by now quite spoiled, children while their mother worked.

My wife and I made the transition to being Grandparents, luxuriously visiting the children at our convenience, planning sleep-overs, and things were working out to be just grand in everyone's estimation.

Enter the mother fucking police.

Fred got busted late one night driving after a couple of drinks, but strangely he was not even issued a ticket.

The small-town cops, who know my wife's cousin well for a number of reasons, called her to come get Fred. How nice of them, right? Real stand-up chaps.

Around a week later a "Police Informant" accused Fred of selling him a vial of crack cocaine. The cops came and took Fred away, even though the search of his house produced no drugs at all.

After a piece in the county jail, Fred is back with us, out on bail, though he does still have a fucking collar around his ankle that prevents him from leaving the house, which currently has no air conditioner.

Never mind that he is an innocent man until somebody proves he did something, he's under science-fiction technologically-souped-up house arrest.

Since nobody involved that doesn't hate black skin has the money for a lawyer, Fred will probably go to prison even though the state doesn't have shit but some informant's word and the inevitability of a system designed to grind up "them colords" like so much dead wood in the chipper.

Damn Damn Damn!

I am here to tell you that I'm done with it. I hate this shit-hole country and I want out.

Fuck you so much for robbing these children of their finally-restored family for no goddamn reason, you rotten, cross-burning, retarded, racist citizens.

Up-Yours for blindly supporting this devastating, immoral, inhuman, racist war on drugs to the point where the protection of the constitution you were lucky as hell to be born under while it was actually working is now totally mother-fucking gone gone gone!!!!!!!

I have only rage and hate in my heart for the white faces with Texas accents that will go down in history as the only thing worse than those Hitler-Humping Nazi Hordes president Roosevelt had to trick you into fighting.

You've got more people in prison than Joe Stalin. Go throw a party.

In the meantime I hereby swear to get down on my knees and say a little prayer every night for the hastening of the day when the fruition of your Magnum Opus of naked ignorance and greed brings down upon your heads the wrath of a scorned Mother Earth in minuets of spiritual, dead-cold fire that will crumble and tear asunder your fast-food fattened, soul-sold, corporate. lily-white, cellulite flesh.

When the Hell is this nightmare going to end?

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