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Underground railroad to Hell
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by HappySysiphus, Unknown News
June 6, 2006
Over the course of the last two years, my wife and I
successfully rescued three magnificent, beautiful,
brilliant, wonderful, unbelievably cute children who
were tied to the proverbial railroad tracks by my
wife's whitebread-Lutheran-Nazi-assed so-called
family.
The children belonged to my wife's perpetually
knocked-up, attention-starved, hilarious 22-year-old
cousin who's Meth-addicted second husband (father of
the smallest)scared the shit out of them, stole
everything they had and blew his head clean off with a
Tarus 9mm handgun, thankfully not at their residence.
The night the officer informed us of his suicide, I
was there and pulled the oldest, a stunning
blonde-haired, blue-eyed, half-Mexican, five-year-old
boy, gently aside to give him the bad news. "Andrew, I
said, Daddy Puppet is dead. He killed himself with a
gun."
He looked me in the eye and smiled cold with the
bottom half of his face. "That doesn't make me sad,"
He said.
After that my wife and I became like those kids'
parents for more than a year, watching them eight
hours a day, every day. They and their too-young
mother were totally dependent on us for practically
every material and emotional need.
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I am here to tell you that I'm done with it.
I hate
this shit-hole country and I want out.
Fuck you so much for robbing these children of their
finally-restored family for no goddamn reason, you
rotten, cross-burning, retarded, racist citizens.
Up-Yours for blindly supporting this devastating,
immoral, inhuman, racist war on drugs to the point
where the protection of the constitution you were
lucky as hell to be born under while it was actually
working is now totally mother-fucking gone gone
gone!!!!!!!
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Then, along came Fred.
Fred is one of those large, calm kind of human
beings the sort of which seem to be produced almost
exclusively by the black race. He had seen a little of
the kids' mom before we came along but had correctly
deemed the scene too crazy and split.
By the time he came back through town, we had that
place running almost like a regular home and Fred
smiled biiig and signed on for keeps, cooking,
cleaning, and being absolutely wonderful with the full
time stewardship of the three, by now quite spoiled,
children while their mother worked.
My wife and I made the transition to being
Grandparents, luxuriously visiting the children at our
convenience, planning sleep-overs, and things were
working out to be just grand in everyone's estimation.
Enter the mother fucking police.
Fred got busted late one night driving after a couple
of drinks, but strangely he was not even issued a
ticket.
The small-town cops, who know my wife's cousin well
for a number of reasons, called her to come get Fred.
How nice of them, right? Real stand-up chaps.
Around a week later a "Police Informant" accused Fred
of selling him a vial of crack cocaine. The cops came
and took Fred away, even though the search of his
house produced no drugs at all.
After a piece in the county jail, Fred is back with
us, out on bail, though he does still have a fucking
collar around his ankle that prevents him from leaving
the house, which currently has no air conditioner.
Never mind that he is an innocent man until somebody
proves he did something, he's under science-fiction
technologically-souped-up house arrest.
Since nobody involved that doesn't hate black skin has
the money for a lawyer, Fred will probably go to
prison even though the state doesn't have shit but
some informant's word and the inevitability of a
system designed to grind up "them colords" like so
much dead wood in the chipper.
Damn Damn Damn!
I am here to tell you that I'm done with it. I hate
this shit-hole country and I want out.
Fuck you so much for robbing these children of their
finally-restored family for no goddamn reason, you
rotten, cross-burning, retarded, racist citizens.
Up-Yours for blindly supporting this devastating,
immoral, inhuman, racist war on drugs to the point
where the protection of the constitution you were
lucky as hell to be born under while it was actually
working is now totally mother-fucking gone gone
gone!!!!!!!
I have only rage and hate in my heart for the white
faces with Texas accents that will go down in history
as the only thing worse than those Hitler-Humping Nazi
Hordes president Roosevelt had to trick you into
fighting.
You've got more people in prison than Joe Stalin. Go
throw a party.
In the meantime I hereby swear to get down on my knees
and say a little prayer every night for the hastening
of the day when the fruition of your Magnum Opus of
naked ignorance and greed brings down upon your heads
the wrath of a scorned Mother Earth in minuets of
spiritual, dead-cold fire that will crumble and tear
asunder your fast-food fattened, soul-sold, corporate.
lily-white, cellulite flesh.
When the Hell is this nightmare going to end?
© by the author.
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