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Another day of distractions

by Helen & Harry Highwater, Unknown News

June 13, 2006

A pickpocket's success depends on distraction. You'll notice being bumped in the crowd, but while you're shaken at the shoulder or jostled at the elbow, you're less likely to notice what's being gently removed from your pocket.
 
 
Name a real problem, any political problem, and Bush and Cheney have either ignored or increased it.

And by creating phantom issues as a distraction, they have dismantled the Constitution, the document that once defined what America was.
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Have we all seen the slightly-muffled face of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi? He doesn't look like someone who was inside a building flattened by two 500-pound bombs, but we're told he was, so he was. We're told he was vile, so he was vile, and now we're told he's dead, told it's a great victory, so it must be true.

Surely Zarqawi's death marks the last throes of the insurgency, a turning point we haven't seen since Saddam Hussein was captured, or any of the ceaseless parade of al Qaeda Number Three guys.

And even in death, Zarqawi's death toll goes up, up, and away. In initial radio reports of his death, Zarqawi was responsible for seven hundred murders in Iraq, but within hours another reporter said it was twelve hundred people. The US Ambassador to Iraq says Zarqawi was responsible for the deaths of thousands of people. Give it a few weeks, it'll be tens of thousands. Whatever the scorecard, Zarqawi was a villain indeed, but it's hard to celebrate this victory when it is so clearly cloaked in lies or exaggeration.

In commenting on Zarqawi's death, America's Secretary of Defense for Life Donald Rumsfeld said:
"I think arguably over the last several years, no single person on this planet has had the blood of more innocent men, women and children on his hands than Zarqawi."
That's a succulent slice of hubris, coming from Mr Rumsfeld -- who has supervised two American wars and has far more innocent blood on his hands than the wildest overestimate of Zarqawi's corpses.

I also noticed that when President Bush held his happy press conference celebrating Zarqawi's death, the United States became "thuh U-nite-erred-stiyts" as his artificial Texas twang became so thick he sounded like a bad parody of himself on Saturday Night Live.

Like everything else about George W Bush, the Texas accent is a lie. He's from Connecticut. When he tries to sound all Texas it's just a vocal codpiece, strapped on to present the illusion of manhood.

And so it goes, with the pretend presidency of George W Bush. Obviously the president is Dick Cheney, but Bush plays president on TV. Everything about their administration is artifice, phony through and through. In lieu of honesty, we get lies about honesty. Instead of Christian values, we get charlatans. Instead of leadership we get deceivership, where the lies only make sense if other lies are accepted at face value.

They have stolen elections, and gotten away with it. They have created an illegal war out of nothingness, and there's no demand for an explanation, or even an apology. They have exported America's jobs, leaving most of us worse off than we've ever been, and instead of an apology they've bragged of a mythical, rejuvenated economy. They have crafted an ongoing parade of tax cuts for the fabulously wealthy, leaving deficits that most mortals literally cannot comprehend.

With local, state, and federal officeholders, there is always an expectation of minor improprieties, influence peddling, and rule-bending. Such scandals have always been embarrassing, but this administration cannot be embarrassed -- embarrassment requires some modicum of human decency, and since human decency can’t be stolen these men simply have none.

Name a real problem, any political problem, and Bush and Cheney have either ignored or increased it. And by creating phantom issues as a distraction, they have dismantled the Constitution, the document that once defined what America was.

Does the name José Padilla ring a bell? An American, held in prison for years without trial, without charges, while the Bush-Cheney White House argued openly that Americans could be secretly arrested and imprisoned without trial, solely on the President's say-so.

What rousing comment can I add after that? The Bush White House has argued openly that Americans can be secretly arrested and imprisoned without trial, solely on the President's say-so.

The American media has reported it, and reported dozens of others abuses of power just as frightful, but the reports are always filed in the same blasé, indifferent tone that delivers news of house fires and sports scores. Elected officials have made their speeches on Bush-Cheney's unConstitutional acts, and a few of the speeches have been pretty good, but after the speeches the subject is forgotten.

America's leaders and media are not outraged, and instead prattle about relatively un-important matters. The average American's brain is jostled, his or her attention is diverted by, say, an immigration crisis that pops up out of nowhere at the Mexican border. Or by the urgent danger of gay men who want to get married. Or by the imagined slaughter of fetuses (an issue that emerges only around election time, and is then forgotten until the next election).

Bush-Cheney's bit-by-bit destruction of the Constitution is mentioned amidst the distractions, but never in so many words, only in passing, and only surrounded by such equally weighty issues as the controversies behind the scenes at American Idol.

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So most Americans go about their business, utterly unaware of what's really happening, as government of the people, for the people, by the people is quietly stolen.

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The average American's brain is jostled, his or her attention is diverted by, say, an immigration crisis that pops up out of nowhere at the Mexican border.

Or by the urgent danger of gay men who want to get married.

Or by the imagined slaughter of fetuses (an issue that emerges only around election time, and is then forgotten until the next election).

Bush-Cheney's bit-by-bit destruction of the Constitution is mentioned amidst the distractions, but never in so many words, only in passing, and only surrounded by such equally weighty issues as the controversies behind the scenes at American Idol.

So most Americans go about their business, utterly unaware of what's really happening, as government of the people, for the people, by the people is quietly stolen.

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