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Just another day

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News

June 30, 2006

Imagine that one day the electricity stops, and the phone doesn't
work so you cannot call the utility company to complain.

Hours go by and you are bored because you can't watch TV. You would go outside except that it is 120 degrees outside in the shade.

The next day the electricity still isn't working and now the water doesn't work either. It is 120 degrees outside, 100 degrees inside, you cannot cook
 
on your electric stove, you still cannot watch TV and the toilet is full of excrement that you cannot flush because there is no water...

Then your house burns down and you escape with just the clothes you are wearing, everything else is destroyed, including your identification papers, money and car keys.

You decide to leave town. You start walking because hitch-hiking is dangerous and you are afraid of strangers.

It is 120 degrees and you are dirty, thirsty, hungry, hot and very tired. The nearest river is 100 miles away, assuming that you hike up the highway, which is dangerous.

You decide to rest under the shade of a tree and wait for nightfall before continuing the hike.

Just as you close your eyes you hear the sound of cars stopping nearby. You look. It is the police, lots of police, and you are arrested for something -- they don't say what.

The police handcuff you and put a dusty burlap sack over your head and throw you in the back of their car.

So now you are thirsty, hungry, hot, tired and afraid, and you are lying handcuffed in the back of a police car with a burlap sack over your head, which makes it hard to breathe.

The police car stops after a short drive and you are dragged out of the car by
 
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your feet. Your head hits the ground, which really hurts.

One man puts his boot on your neck. Others hold your legs.

You hear the battery powered electric drills start up, "Rheee, rheee!" and the police start laughing as you piss yourself. You know what is about to happen.

Welcome to democratic liberated Iraq.

*           *           *
The story could be about America...

... except the part about the electric drills -- American police prefer nightsticks and Tasers over electric drills.

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