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The Big War needs to start before November

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News       August 3, 2006

I write these words, intending to focus like a laser on the reality immediately ahead of us. I may not persuade you to see what I see, but perhaps something in these words will be of use, somehow...

What is happening, and what is about to happen? What is the next Big Thing???

Of immediate interest, Israel is busily occupying Lebanon. It appears that Israel will also militarize the Lebanon/Syria border, ostensibly to prevent aid from Syria reaching the "terrorists" in Lebanon, but perhaps also to create the conditions necessary for a new US/Israel attack on Syria and then Iran.

The occupation of Gaza is, of course, nearly forgotten due to the Lebanon War. Just as we have nearly forgotten the Iraq War — and have actually forgotten the ongoing war in Afghanistan (now a NATO occupation).

 
If an all-out Middle Eastern war can be instigated before November then the odds are excellent that the American public will once again drink the psychedelic Kool-Aid and re-elect the Republican majorities.

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The US elections loom in November. Time is short for the US/Israeli regimes to instigate the Syrian and Iranian wars. But sufficient. No problem!

The end of August deadline for Iran to halt and renounce nuclear enrichment will pass, and will provide a causus belli for the US/Israeli attacks...

But the propaganda content of US mass media is so total that the Bush Regime has nearly total freedom of movement. They don't even need Iran to defy the UN Security Council in order to justify an attack.

The only restriction on the Bush Regime's war powers is that a plausible story be available for massive repetition on the news networks.

This is not to blame the American people particularly. There is simply no useful information available on TV for voters, except on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show or Lou Dobbs' nightly show.

We may be clueless but we are a proud people. We are not apathetic and ignorant. Just misinformed.

To understand the moronic level of American public discourse, recall Congress' renaming of French Fries and French Toast back in 2003 because the French counseled against starting the Iraq War. These foods became Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, on the congressional cafeteria menu. It was pure political propaganda, and Americans loved it! We really hated those "cheese eating surrender monkeys" back in 2003...

But now, French Fries and French Toast have returned. Then Congress went on vacation. Thank God! It is amazing how much trouble people with teaspoon sized brains can get into...

But 95% of these congress-critters will get re-elected! It doesn't matter how stupid, how incompetent or corrupt *they* are because the system is gerrymandered, rigged, bought and paid for, and the voting machines are hacked.

Even if Americans wanted peace — ASAP! — they could not have it. Not permitted. Likewise Israeli citizens. Likewise Lebanese citizens... Palestinian... Iraqi... and Afghans...

All "democracies", but none ruled by their people.

The question is not who wants peace, but who wants war.

*           *           *
"We" are going to have an all out Middle East War.

"We" will tie all of the separate wars together, regardless of what "we" voters in these places want.

The Big War needs to start before November because there is a possibility that Bush's powers will be reduced after the elections. The Republicans have already lost Freedom Fries!

Plus, if an all-out Middle Eastern war can be instigated before November then the odds are excellent that the American public will once again drink the psychedelic Kool-Aid and re-elect the Republican majorities. We may not want World War 3, but even less do we want to lose World War 3!

That's the idea, anyway. It may be wrong, but being wrong about everything hasn't stopped Bush yet.



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