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Five years of lies and stupidity
since 'the world changed' on 9/11

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News       Aug. 13, 2006

The five year anniversary of September 11 is fast approaching. Now is the time, before the propaganda blitz begins, to think clearly about those five years and what has come to pass.

I was one of those who opposed the war in Afghanistan, which Bush began almost immediately after the attacks in America. I felt, as did a tiny minority, that the matter of terrorism should be dealt with as a matter of law enforcement, not war. But even now many "anti-war" opponents of the Bush Regime point to Afghanistan as a "just war," and use it as an example to instruct us about why the Iraq war is wrong.

Osama bin Laden is still on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list, the number of anti-America guerrillas (AKA "terrorists") who have taken up arms against America has grown, and Bush's "America," Land of the Freedom Fries and Home of the Brave, is reviled by the world.

Not to mention the fact that the
 
Sept. 21, 2001:
US rejects Taliban's requests
for bin Laden evidence


Sept. 24, 2001:
Bush administration says it will release evidence linking bin Laden to 9/11
(no, the evidence was never released)


Oct. 3, 2001:
Afghan Ambassador again asks for
evidence linking bin Laden to 9/11
US government has squandered at least $500 billion and is no closer to ending their wars than when they began!

In fact, the liberation of Afghanistan has turned out to be as phony as George Bush's compassion. The Afghan resistance movement is gathering power, and in a mere decade or two the "freedom fighters" there, the "Mujahadeen" as we called them when they were battling Soviet occupiers, will likely evict US/NATO forces.

"They" are getting stronger and we are going bankrupt.

If George Bush's ten-gallon cowboy hat contained a teaspoon of brains, on September 11, 2001 he would have rounded up a posse of lawmen, hunted down the criminals responsible and brought them back to Dodge City for a fair trial and hangin'.

But justice was not to be...

And so, to this day, we Americans are not really sure how many crimes were committed on September 11, 2001. Our government rushed off to the wars they wanted to have, instead of investigating the crimes they had.

Imagine a bank robbery at the biggest, richest bank in New York City. And imagine that the bank guards either called in sick on the day of the crime or didn't have any bullets in their guns. And imagine please, that for one-and-a-half hours after the bank alarms sounded the NYPD failed to show up at the scene — while the robbers carefully looted the safety deposit boxes, cleaned out the vault and murdered the bank customers and employees.

What kind of criminal investigation would occur? Would sheriff Howdy Doody be interested in just the masked men and their relatives? Or would the sheriff be just a mite curious about why there warn't no lawmen doing their duty during the robbery?

And what would the government and politicians do about the banks? Would they declare a War on Crime, and require that all future bank customers be screened, and maybe strip-searched before making their deposits or withdrawals?

I think not.

And that's the end of my story today because I'm sure you've heard enough bullshit during the last five years to last a lifetime, and you'd rather not hear even one more word about horses' asses like George Bush and his posse of retarded tenderfoot clowns in Washington DC.

Have a good one. Happy trails, pardner!


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Imagine a bank robbery at the biggest, richest bank in New York City.

And imagine that the bank guards either called in sick on the day of the crime or didn't have any bullets in their guns.

And imagine please, that for one-and-a-half hours after the bank alarms sounded the NYPD failed to show up at the scene — while the robbers carefully looted the safety deposit boxes, cleaned out the vault and murdered the bank customers and employees.

What kind of criminal investigation would occur?

Would sheriff Howdy Doody be interested in just the masked men and their relatives?

Or would the sheriff be just a mite curious about why there warn't no lawmen doing their duty during the robbery?

And what would the government and politicians do about the banks?

Would they declare a War on Crime, and require that all future bank customers be screened, and maybe strip-searched before making their deposits or withdrawals?


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