by Madeline Zane, Unknown News
Aug. 23, 2006
What's new on the fall TV lineup?
Nine shows about crime...
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Shows about kidnappings
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Shows about hostage situations
| 2 |
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Shows about defense attorneys
| 1 |
Shows about prosecuting attorneys who used to be
defense
attorneys and before that, anti-Muslim bigots
| 1 |
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Shows about a gang of mysterious criminals
| 1
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Shows about a gang of wacky criminals
| 1
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Shows about a middle-class white man
accused of crime he didn't commit
| 1
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Shows about a poor black man accused of crime he didn't commit
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Shows about a brown-skinned man accused of crime he didn't
commit,
plus being a terrorist and/or stealing
American jobs
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And...
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Shows about Saturday Night Live
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Shows about football (not actual football)
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Shows about whiny, attractive thirty-somethings
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Shows about whiny, attractive thirty-somethings
with superhero powers
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Shows about wacky married couples
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Shows about wacky psuedo-married
same-sex but not gay couples
| 1
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Mexican telenovela remake,
for Americans who don't speak Spanish
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Northern Exposure remake, for Americans who were in a coma
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Shows with celebrities trying to sing
| 1
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Shows about nuclear apocalypse
| 1
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Shows with Callista Flockhart
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