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by The American Insurgent, Unknown News
Sept. 12, 2006
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Any productive insurgency will practice "special ops." Special operations can cover an enormous number of methodologies and practical applications. Special ops can and should be devised and employed by individual insurgent cells and one method is equally as effective as any other. Particular attention should be given to ops that overall keep one's pristine little fanny out of any local slammer. Vandalism and random acts of mindless violence should be shunned and avoided like a pandemic plague.
Vandalism and random acts of mindless violence are mostly limiting in effective-
ness and share a global tendency to turn people off. Busting the bejesus out of stuff is limiting in scope and violence is just violently counter-productive. The
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thinking insurgency will get creative and the intelligent spin on insurgent practice will serve a suffering humanity to far greater effect.
However, there is the very rare occurrence when the premise of "extreme special ops" must be employed for the greater good. Extreme special ops require focus, discipline, undying loyalty, supreme humility, and a commitment that goes beyond any other mundane human effort. Extreme special ops would require a sacrifice that most normal and everyday insurgent may in fact not possess. That observation shouldn't be construed as criticism. Extreme special ops are just not for everyone.
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A case in point: Let's say that we have a home-boy insurgent caught up in that boy-insurgent-meets-girl-insurgent thing, and it's insurgent love at first sight. It happens. It's normal, it's biological, and it's even creative in that sometimes procreative manner. It happens, and no gender bias can be deduced by the metaphor. The American Insurgent stresses adamantly that love blossoms where love blossoms, and gay and lesbian insurgents are perfectly entitled to express their feelings same as anyone else. Again, no preferences can be inferred or presumed to be dogma. Stay with me here and you'll catch my drift shortly.
One is enrapt in that matrimonial manner or that significant other manner or a situation simply meets the needs of one with another, and sooner or later the supreme trial of all supreme trials will raise its trying and ugly head and the need for "extreme special ops" will make itself clear as brand new glass.
For whatever the reason, baby will find herself in that "woman" time of a month and she'll have run out of that specific woman's needed hygiene item and she will make the single most dreaded request that any man on the face of our wobbly planet dreads the most. The female insurgent will be possibly a little cranky, cramps, bloated, bitchy, psychotic, suicidal, murderous, demanding, pushy, and maybe just a little out of sorts, and she is going to ask the now cringing male insurgent to go to the store and get her some tampons. All alone. She is cramping and isn't going to the store, not on a three dollar bet. Nope.
Insurgent home-boy will now have to prove his metal and suck it up. This is "extreme special ops" at its gut-wrenching worst. This is where anything one may have considered about personal discipline will be tested beyond the limits of personal endurance. The tampon aisle at any store is daunting, haunting, complex, complicated, intimidating, confusing, incoherent, and downright humiliating for any self-respecting
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Image from Museum of Mentruation
and Women's Health
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man-type insurgent. The guy insurgent is basically out of his water and league.
This is something that guys don't want to know about and have never wanted to know about. There are different styles, sizes, absorption rates, knotted pearls, liners, day kinds, night kinds, young, old, and oh my freaking gods of love — it is simply too much for a male insurgent to have to deal with. However, for the love of peace in the shared insurgent cell, dude will make the trip and fetch the required feminine hygiene product and do this extreme special ops dutifully.
Trust me on this one, I can speak with authority. Just suck it up and go to the store. You'll get over the horror and humiliation in about twenty years.
Next time on The American Insurgent:
Politics and Insanity: Is there really a difference?
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Insurgent home-boy will now have to prove his metal and suck it up.
This is "extreme special ops" at its gut-wrenching worst.
This is where anything one may have considered about personal discipline will be tested beyond the limits of personal endurance.
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