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The pus-filled cyst of Republican leadership

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News       Oct. 1, 2006

The last few nights I have had terrible nightmares. One of the dreams is recurrent: I lose things -- eventually everything, including wallet, clothes and home -- and become trapped on a "reality
conveyor belt" of sorts that takes me away from where I need to be. The other dream is the Unspeakable Horror...which varies, depending...

What makes these nightmares so bad, and so surreal is that everything in my waking life is perfectly fine. That scares me. I've learned better. When life seems perfect, watch out. Satchel Paige said, "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." In my experience there is no doubt about that. It is always true.

One horror show is the Fannie Mae corporation and her evil twin, Freddie Mac. You may not be aware of the fact that Fannie Mae has not produced audited financial reports since 2003. Perhaps you knew that but tried not to think about it. For some strange reason, the FNM stock is still allowed to trade on the NYSE and Fannie continues merrily along in the mortgage business. Jim Willie suspects that Fannie Mae is and has been "insolvent" -- bankrupt -- which may explain why the Fed decided to stop publishing the M3 report.

That story is very involved, but the bottom line is that Fannie Mae holds 3/4 of a trillion dollars worth of mortgages on its books, and in total either holds or guarantees 40% of American mortgages. If Fannie goes down, which would seem likely if the housing market crashes, then the US financial system could go next -- hence the need for the Bush/Fed to print (M3) money in unlimited quantities. Must be a National Security TOP SECRET agenda item :)

It may be that the Loch Ness monster does not lurk beneath the placid waters of Loch Ness. And it may be the case that Fannie Mae is simply too big to be allowed to fail. As President Bush would probably say in one of his lucid moments, "It is unacceptable to think   Fannie Mae 'AA-' ratings
stay on CreditWatch negative

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Housing out of the box
by Jim Willie, Hat Trick Letter
that Fannie Mae will fail." Fear itself can create failure, which is what I think Dear Fearless Leader would be trying to say...if he were lucid and in touch with reality about Fannie Mae, or Iraq or anything...

I am afraid though, because superficially everything is lovely. Yesterday I checked the stats: 80% of my wagers this year were winners, and there were no big losers. It is time to worry when even crapheads like me are doing well. That indicates that The Powers That Be are getting set to change the rules of the Game; or even, to start an entirely new Game.

It should be obvious by now to everyone that the current game is "oft gang agley." 38% of the world has a *positive* opinion of America. 60% of Iraqis support attacks on American troops. 25% of Iraqi children are developmentally stunted due to malnutrition. Congress just voted to legalize torture and permanent incarceration of anyone that Dear Fearless Leader decides is guilty. China will soon have $1 trillion of cash reserves and America has $45 trillion of national debts and unfunded liabilities. Gaza is an open air concentration camp and Israeli troops are authorized to *legally* shoot rock-throwing children.

It's a mess all right!@

You have to admit that things are starting to look bad for the GOP. "The System" is producing antibodies and leakers at a furious rate. Names of horror surface for 15 minutes of infamy, and we all try to forget: Abramoff, Ney, Libby, Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo...Cheney...Bush...

For example, here is the latest "Bushism":

"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." --George W. Bush, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Sept. 24, 2006 (Watch video clip)
 
When millions of Americans march in the streets and a new Kent State happens, then perhaps America will regurgitate the Bush Regime and try to sober up.

Until then, the slide into the abyss will continue -- or WWIII will begin.

There's much more than this at Unknown News.

Oh, the horror of it all.

Next year will be worse than this year. And 2008 will be worse than 2007.... And today is the best day of the rest of your life.

Things aren't getting better. They haven't even stopped getting worse. America killed two million Vietnamese and got away with it. Now the "television wisdom" is that Iraq is like Viet Nam and that we *must* win in Iraq or else Very Bad Things Will Happen to us. Half of Americans, I guesstimate, get their news from television or the pulpit. And the other two thirds try to ignore the news completely :)

When millions of Americans march in the streets and a new Kent State happens, then perhaps America will regurgitate the Bush Regime and try to sober up. Until then, the slide into the abyss will continue -- or WWIII will begin.

My guess is that in 2007 the U.S. will need to reinstate the draft -- or it will be forced to declare victory and withdraw from the War on Islam.

A military draft will change things, politically and economically. We'll go bankrupt just that much faster and we will be able to fight more and bigger wars, temporarily.

At that point, perhaps, the pus-filled cyst of evil that is the GOP leadership will finally explode in a burst of red, white, yellow and blue, and then the healing process can begin. We shall see...

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