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We do not want Democrats, we just hate the Republicans

by The Alchemist, Unknown News
Nov. 10, 2006

An open letter to the Democrats in Congress:

Congratulations. Now pay attention. Do not make the mistake of thinking the American people have chosen you to lead us. It's just that we are so fed
up with the Republicans screwing this country within an inch of its life that we are willing to try anything, including getting off our fat asses and going to the polls in enough numbers to defeat the Diebold scheming Repugs.

Repeat. We do not want you, we just hate the Repugs.

Now, if you are smart, you will stay on the horse what won you the election, namely beating the Repugs like a cheap Chinese gong. Make no mistake, the majority of Americans have spoken loud and clear, and we do not like those Jesus-debased, child molesting, torture approving, influence purchasing, environment destroying, lying, scheming, insular, billionaire bastards one bit.

Remember how the Repugs wasted time and money ad nauseum discussing Clinton's penis? Well, you need to keep the cameras focused on the obscenity that is Iraq. Get some wounded constituents to tell their stories. Show the bloody flags. Demand profit reports from Halliburton. I mean it -- if you start to cooperate with those fucking Republican thugs, we will vote your asses out too.

We are angry, goddammit! Keep our anger in mind! Investigate vote fraud like it's judgment day! Remind everyone who took what from Abramoff. Make Republican corruption your main issue, hold press conferences and keep waving the bloody shirt of Iraq. Quote from Delay's indictment. Hell, the bastards have given you so much ammo, you'd better use it. Remember, an unfired bullet is a wasted bullet.

Beat these sumbitches like a red-headed stepchild. Remember that there are still a large number of dumb fuckers out here, like the idiots who actually voted for Foley and Allen in large numbers. But there are more of us, and we are tired and sick of seeing our freedoms raped and our children killed and maimed for the fucking billionaires to have more billions. Fuck them!

Keep it coming on a daily basis. You've got these bastards on the ropes, now keep them there. Don't let them get away with a single fucking thing. Make O'Reilly howl! Show the good pictures of Abu Ghraib -- you know, the rape ones. Embrace Cindy Sheehan. Get more like her before Congress. Demand to have an answer to her question, Why did the President lie us into needless war? Every fucking day!

Remember, we do not like Democrats, but we hate the Republicans. And will somebody please hit Joe Lieberman with a sock full of quarters? Jesus, he makes me sick.

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