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The new age of miracles
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"It was the first night at the clinic after the nurse brought the cup of withdrawal pills. I experienced a divine visitation by an angel. She placed her hand on my rod and staff and I felt the surge of the evil daemon seed of homosexuality leave my mortal body. Exhausted I watched this angel leave my presents and it struck me how hot her two bodyguards looked."
Another 'surge' in Iraq will cure the
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terrorists in the Middle East, convert them to democracy and produce a miraculous success by 2012. The emotion of terror will be forced onto the deck of the
USS Mission Accomplished, with no alternative but to sign a surrender agreement as a choir of Sunni and Shi'ite Muslims sing "Kumbaya."
Till then it's still a snake-infested perpetual Orwellian war.
Bush says the budget will be balanced by 2012 ! He has proposed a $2,900,000,000,000 (or so) annual budget as the debt races towards $9,000,000,000,000. Stupendously unimaginable numbers, but here's how it works:
Say our country has $5 to
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spend this year but the administration wants to spend $10. The administration proposes a budget of $20. Congress has weeks and weeks of sweaty, heated debate and drastically cuts the proposed budget to $15.
Congress goes home boasting of budget cuts. The administration spends $12 and boasts of reducing spending by being $3 under budget. They both add $8 to the country's debt.
The GOP has a mass conversion to ergonomic green and fiscal responsibility. They now see the light after loosing their lobbyist-provided
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free corporate private flights on Pfizer Air or 3M Air or 'Engulf & De Vower Oil' Airlines because of new House ethics rules. The GOP caucus
(and hacks) now attacks Nancy Pelosi's environmentally damaging and economically wasteful right as Speaker of the House to a military air transport to her home district. They make it the most important issue on the House floor.
Thank God we have the Senate who spent the last week defeating an amendment to the amendment to discuss the discussion of a non-
binding resolution addressing the Iraq debacle while blocking, or not, other proposed non-
binding resolutions. Oh, and Nancy Pelosi's
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plane too.
Anna Nicole Smith sells her soul to become the most popular celebrity in the world! The paternity question of the multi-million-dollar baby is turning into a class-action suit. I expect to get a letter from a lawyer any day now.
Maybe I can get some compensation for the mark on my TV screen. Loosing my grip on a Wii controller didn't cause the damage. It was caused by throwing my remote when I switched to the weather channel, only to find 24/7 coverage of Anna Nicole's multiple non-
immaculate conception.
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Anna Nicole sings 'Happy Birthday Mr. President'
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Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
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