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The Mad Hatter's court TV
by Kevin Good, Unknown News
Feb. 26, 2007
The March Hare, Cheshire Cat, Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dumb and a frozen test tube are all claiming paternity of the egg produced by
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the omelet formerly known as Anna Nicole 'Humpty Dumpty' Birkhead Stern von Anhalt Smith. The judge, fighting back the tears, ruled,
"The time has come the walrus says to speak of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings."
Because of prime time restraints the Mad Hatter's TV Party passes any responsibility or appeals down to the next place setting to address more pressing issues.
* * * Breaking News! The Dormouse is asleep at the wheel again as the Iranian threat grows! The White House Rabbit who led |
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us down the holes to our current wars says Iran is a threat to America. They are developing WMDs, the people hate their tyrannical leader, and they will greet us as
liberators.
Iran, you see, is clearly a threat to America because the Queen-of-Hearts-in-chief preemptively invaded the country on Iran's western border. He invaded the country on Iran's eastern border, has troop surges going on in both countries and two or so carrier groups off Iran's southern coast, the Persian Gulf. This clearly is an imminent Iranian threat to America and another brilliant diplomatic maneuver putting the onus on our next conquest to prove the negative they are not a threat to America.
* * *News Alert! Mad Hatter News has just received this redacted leak from the
I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby missing tarts trial.
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"What do you know about this business?" the King said to  .
"Nothing," said .
"Nothing whatever?" persisted the King.
"Nothing whatever," said .
"That's very important," the King said, turning to the jury. They were just beginning to write this down on their slates, when the White House Rabbit interrupted:
"Unimportant, your Majesty means, of course," he said in a very respectful tone, but frowning and making faces at him as he spoke.
"Unimportant, of course, I meant," the King hastily said, and went on to himself in an
undertone, "important -- unimportant --
unimportant -- important -- " as if he were trying which word sounded best.
Some of the jury wrote it down 'important,' and some 'unimportant.' could see this, as she was near enough to look over their slates; 'but it doesn't matter a bit,' she thought to herself.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out "Silence!" and read out from his book, "Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court."
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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