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DNA bouillabaisse gumbo
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the age of 22, Strom Thurmond fathered a child with his family's teenaged African-American housekeeper in 1925.
12/11/2002:
Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott at Thurmond's birthday party told the group: "You know, if we had elected this man 30 years ago, we wouldn't be in the mess we are today." Thurmond ran as the Dixiecrat candidate for president in 1948 on a platform calling for the continuation of segregation in the South.
Now the breaking news alerts.
Genealogists and historians have taken this mess to the full sixth degree of separation. They discovered the Thurmond family bought their slaves from Dutch seafaring entrepreneurs who were the ancestors Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Captain Rodham, in Africa, bought people from the Kenyan ancestors of Senator Barack (did you know his middle name is Hussein?) Obama and offered them free passage to a new life in America, a fast track through the INS system, a Social Security number and jobs Americans wouldn't do.
Any Arab links to the slave trade between east Africa and America were not included in this study because they have oil.
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DNA tests were ordered for everyone. Surprisingly, the only close match from the bouillabaisse gumbo of samples was Barack Obama's sample, a match to the DNA found in the 2000-year-old tomb by James Cameron, in a suburb of Jerusalem. The tomb contained a box bearing the name Yeshua and human residue. And we all know who the biological father of Yeshua is.
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Swiss soldiers accidentally 'invade' Liechtenstein. No it's true! What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein. When the error was discovered both sides surrendered and everybody attended the victory celebration. There was food and drink for all and everyone had a grand time. In the morning lunches were packed. Greetings were exchanged and both armies marched home.
Then I woke up.
Is the United States going to attack Iran? This question is being asked around the world.
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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