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I read the news today, oh, boy
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by Kevin Good, Unknown News
March 26, 2007
I read the news today on-line, about the Attorney General firing federal prosecutors to enforce a political agenda. Alberto Gonzales
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The cat did look like Alberto
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faces a congressional subpoena. They'd seen his face before. Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
To find out more I surfed the corporate national TV news network ABCCNN-
MSNBCFox. The limited number of sites were all covering a local ‘cat stuck in a tree’ story. I tried the corporate national radio news network. They were
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all Rushing and gushing some slander about the far-left-wing wacko liberal radical Islamo-fascist threat and selling mattresses, dog food and miracle cures.
Fox. The limited number of sites were all covering a local ‘Cub Scout lost in the woods’ story. I tried the corporate national radio news network. They were all Rushing and gushing some slander about the far-left-wing wacko liberal radical Islamo-fascist threat and selling mattresses, dog food and miracle cures.
I read the news today on-line, about a lucky man who made the grade for the 2008 presidential election two hurricane seasons from now.
To find out more I surfed the corporate national TV news network ABCCNNMSNBC-
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limited number of sites available reported the lucky man who made the grade for the 2008 presidential election two hurricane seasons from now. I tried the corporate national radio news network. They were all Rushing and gushing some slander about the far-left-wing wacko liberal radical Islamo-fascist threat and selling mattresses, dog food and miracle cures.
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Woke up, got out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up, I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat,
Made the bus in seconds flat.
Then,
I read the news today on-line, about home loan defaults and L A Y O F F S.
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To find out more I surfed the corporate national TV news network ABCCNN-
MSNBCFox. The limited number of sites all inter-
rupted a Labor Department story about record low unemployment and the booming economy with 24x7 coverage of a local high-speed police chase. He blew his mind out in a car! Reporters wondered, ‘What
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made this guy snap?’ I tried the corporate national radio news network. They were all Rushing and gushing some slander about the far-left-wing wacko liberal radical Islamo-fascist threat and selling mattresses, dog food and miracle cures.
And though the news was rather sad,
Well, I just had to laugh and laugh...
Special thanks to Sgt. Pepper, who said "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
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Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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