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The Decider's new clothes

by Kevin Good, Unknown News      April 9, 2007

Senator John McCain exposes the world to his fallacy symbol that the situation in Iraq is getting better, by running naked from one
heavily armed vehicle to another in a Baghdad market. The streaker's route was protected by one hundred heavily armed troops on the ground, supported by BlackHawk and Apache air cover.

The photo opportunity was classified, so only Department of Defense film crews captured the event and gave selected parts to the mainstream media. Realizing he was caught with his folly flapping he said, "My bad, that's just life."

Thank God for cell phone cams.

We were blindfolded, bound and stripped, say the British sailors. We were blindfolded and subjected to interrogation. We were told we


faced seven years in prison if we did not 'confess'. (It was like a traffic stop in Mississippi with out of state tags!)

Faye Turney was isolated in a cell away from the rest of the crew (in the female barracks) and everyone had to strip naked for their shower before breakfast. Here is the photographic evidence.

No wait. That's not the picture I wanted. SHERMAN! Where is the image of the Iranian rape rooms and torture chambers? What? I know the torture image folder is huge just sort it by date. Thank you! Geese Louise, I swear I'm going to replace him with a Mexican some day. Don't tell him.

Ah, here is that photographic evidence.

Flash! In a surprise announcement today the Bush league made a concession to the democratically controlled House Judiciary Committee regarding the matter
of US Attorneys being fired for political reasons. They will allow Alberto Gonzales and other Justice Department officials to testify before the committee in the nude.

An unnamed White House spokesperson wearing only an American flag lapel pin said this is a more than generous offer and questioned what more do these Dems want? ABCCNNMSNBCFox applauded the President's effort and said this reinforces the White House demand that no cameras, no transcripts or oaths to the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth will be allowed. This is the US Justice Department you're questioning. Would they lie to you?


Sherman put up that 'Liberty and Justice for all' image.

SHERMAN!

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