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18 megabyte gap in e-mail tape backup

by Kevin Good, Unknown News      April 16, 2007

This is a rerun of Nixon’s That '70s Sham show. The jump-the-
shark-season when Alexander P. Butterfield, White House internal
security, said that he knew "it (the tapes) was probably the one thing that the President would not want revealed". Archibald Cox and Sam Ervin then demand that Richard Nixon hand over the White House tapes. Nixon refused. Cox and Ervin appealed to the Supreme Court. Nixon was unable to resist the pressure and on 23 October he agreed to comply with the subpoena and began releasing some of the tapes with great fanfare.

A gap of over 18 minutes 30 seconds was discovered on the tape -- conversations between Richard Nixon and H. R. Haldeman on June 20, 1972.

Rose Mary Woods, Nixon's loyal secretary, testified that she must have deleted the material by mistake. She added, "All I can say is that I am just dreadfully sorry."

In the pilot episode of That 07's Sham, White House officials are scrambling to explain
the disappearance of email documents related to the controversy surrounding the firings of eight U.S. attorneys. An undeleted Justice Department e-mail message shows that the former chief of staff to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales proposed replacement candidates for U.S. attorneys nearly a year before they were fired. You got alotta esplainen to do, Alberto.

My sources tell me after weeks of rehearsing testimony the Attorney General's loyal


coaches came up with only one answer, "all I can say is that I am just dreadfully sorry."

Promoters of That 07's Sham show see this series lasting not only threw 2007 but well into 2008 with three-month extensions of tours, debt limits and back dating facts and apologies.

4/3/07: Mr. Bush warned that a failure by Congress to approve the $100 billion he had requested for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan would prolong some tours in Iraq and shorten time at home between tours for others. "That is unacceptable to me,"
he said. "And I believe it is unacceptable to the American people.

4/12/07: Gates: Army tours extended by three months.

4/14/07: White House officials admitted the inconsistency was because the Commander-in-Chief was unaware of DOD plans to extend tours. The clean-cut All-American White House war whore told the troops and their families, "all I can say is that I am just dreadfully sorry."

Shaggy headed talk radio whore Imus added, "All I can say is that I am just dreadfully sorry."

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