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Can I take a Mulligan
on the 21st Century?
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by Kevin Good, Unknown News
April 30, 2007
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Democrats attach a 'Withdrawal timetable' to the Iraq War supplemental funding bill that Bush says he will veto.
Democrats are a little slow when it comes to learning contemporary INFOBABBLE! The amendment to the bill should be called a 'Victory timetable'. How could Bush veto victory?
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The Democrats also had their first presidential debate two hurricane seasons before the 2008 election.
They listened closely to 2006 breaking news and moved in mass against any threat du jour.
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Meanwhile, Republican frontrunners John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Rudy Giuliani held an informal debate at "Hooligan's" in Washington, DC, where they discussed the future of America.
Still drunk with power they disagree on who will be the next war profiteer but agree that in order to keep the money flowing we need to 'Wag the Troops'.
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The current Don Quichotte administration continues to blindly joust Al-Qaeda windmills.
American troops, the Iraqi and Afghan people continue to be killed.
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Bush/Cheney dream the impossible dream, that the emotion terror will show up to sign a surrender agreement after 'Mission Enduring Shock and Awe Freedom Sure Victory Surge' is accomplished.
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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