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Sex scandals in the Capital City
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by Kevin Good, Unknown News
May 7, 2007
Contrary to popular lore the oldest profession is not prostitution, it’s government. They share many of the same qualities, but sex is
just one blade in the Swiss Army knife of power. All the blades
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have one thing in common. We the people will pay, and we will get screwed.
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of names and numbers all fall under the contemporary Justice system that your innocent until your name is made public. All the victims just Googled ‘puppy sitter Washington DC’ and Miz Julia’s phone number popped up.
The $200 an hour fee seemed a little steep but their lobbyist said he would cover it this time and warned this could become the minimum wage in your district. They never expected the puppy sitter to show up wearing a schoolgirl outfit and over the knee sox but the puppy did get happy.
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The Queen of England visited historical Jamestown, Virginia on the 400th anniversary of the first British invasion of America even though the Powhattan and Algonquian Indians won that round. Inspired by this debacle and the British troop surge that lasted from 1607 to 1776 when the British on their fourth generation of deployment went native. The Bush administration escort service dispatched the Queen’s old pal Dick to the celebration.
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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