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Big changes at very high speeds

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News      May 29, 2007

It's interesting to read that the Alabama DHS website advised -- until the web page was taken down -- that single-issue advocacy groups such as ecological activists and animal rightists are potential terrorists...

Are these people actually Enemies of the State, with actualized Capability and matching Intent? Or is "The State" becoming paranoid, perhaps in the early stages of a schizoid break with reality -- or perhaps this is a pathetic cry for help from one of the 21st Century's backwaters where bureaucrats have run amok?

Perhaps it only seems ironic that the most religious people may be more prone to the delusion that God really wants people to die and kill each other to advance ideologies (because God, I guess, is unable to do his own killing).

But, yes, once a person believes that he or she is directly channeling God's voice, or that he or she is in possession of an infallible, literally true and perfect Book that must be obeyed, how far away is the Believer from acting upon those desires? After all, if God grants True Believers infinite, immortal life if only they Obey, then why should the Believer refrain from carrying out the deeds so clearly and literally provided by The Book?

For God's sake, yes, kill the infidels, stone the sinners, smite the heathens, and spread God's Word...become a Prayer Warrior? True Believers don't really die, they just go to Heaven. What do they have to lose?

 
Alabama Department of
Homeland Security warns of
'terrorists' in gay rights
and anti-war organizations

Associated Press

Excerpt: The Alabama Department of Homeland Security has taken down a Web site it operated that included gay rights and anti-war organizations in a list of groups that could include terrorists.

The Web site identified different types of terrorists, and included a list of groups it believed could spawn terrorists. The list also included environmentalists, animal rights advocates and abortion opponents.

The director of the department, Jim Walker, said his agency received a number of calls and e-mails from people who said they felt the site unfairly targeted certain people just because of their beliefs. He said he plans to put the Web site back on the Internet, but will no longer identify specific types of groups.

Howard Bayliss, chairman of the gay and lesbian advocacy group Equality Alabama, said he doesn't understand why gay rights advocates would be on the list.

"Our group has only had peaceful demonstrations. I'm deeply concerned we've been profiled in this discriminatory matter," Bayliss said.

The site included the groups under a description of what it called "single-issue" terrorists. That group includes people who feel they are trying to create a better world, the Web site said. It said that in some communities, law enforcement officers consider certain single issue groups to be a threat.

"Single-issue extremists often focus on issues that are important to all of us. However, they have no problem crossing the line between legal protest and ... illegal acts, to include even murder, to succeed in their goals," it read.

Walker said the site had been up since spring 2004 ...
And actually, that's what happened, just last week:

Well, I bet Mr. Uhl is going to have a few years to rethink a few things while he is serving time in prison. And, you know, eternal life is subjectively *even* longer while behind bars.

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Seriously. Is America going crazy, collectively and individually? Have the advertisers and government propagandists and leftists and rightists all stopped working their day jobs to pursue simultaneous Meme Wars?

In a sense, yes. Serious hobbyists, at least! Take, for example, the obsessiveness with which "security" is now believed to be the prevention of individuals from taking pictures of "critical infrastructure", like public buildings. Reminds me of the old days behind the Iron Curtain! As if real spies or terrorists wouldn't use miniature buttonhole cameras.

 
Diary of a Christian terrorist
Max Blementhal, The Huffington Post

Excerpt: Visitors to Mark David Uhl's Myspace page will quickly learn that Uhl is a student at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, that he is a devoted Christian, that his name means "Mighty Warrior" -- and that he likes Will Smith's saccharine tear-up-the-club track, "Switch." Uhl reveals his career ambitions on his page as well: "I will join the Army as an officer after college." Already, Uhl was preparing in Liberty's ROTC program.

Uhl waited until he was offline, however, to reveal his plot to kill the family of itinerant Calvinist provocateur Fred Phelps (famous for their "Fag Troops" rallies outside soldiers' funerals). The Phelpses planned to protest Falwell's funeral, a bizarre stunt designed to highlight Falwell's somehow insufficiently draconian attitude towards homosexuals. Uhl made several bombs and allegedly told a family member he planned to use them to attack the Phelps family.
Just why is information considered so dangerous to The State? And what value is a photograph to a "terrorist"? Why is a camera so much more dangerous to state security than a pair of eyeballs?

And consider the obsession with airline security, how the frontline of the Global War on Terror is just assumed to be at the check-in counter of United Airlines. In George Bush's universe the first jet hijacking occurred on September 11, 2001, and the hijackings of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's never took place...September 11th was the first hijacking in history and Bush was "Shocked! Shocked, I tell you."

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What we are seeing is not mass insanity, though mass hysteria often rages. What's happening is an acceleration of change, due in great part to the popularization of the global internet...

Information speeds around
 
the globe, in every direction 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Waves of data crash on our shores, and we react!

Look at the results. First, the Stock Market Bubble, which popped in 2001. Then September 11 and the War Bubble which deflated in 2005. And the Real Estate Bubble, which started to implode in 2006. Imagine! for a time people went bonkers over the stock market, bidding up the price of every bow-wow of a company, like Pets.com. And then Americans went insane over pre-emptive self-defense, with 90% of all politicians in favor of smiting firstest with the mostest, just to be safe!

And then we all went to town on housing, with even immigrant strawberry pickers able to purchase expensive homes in California with borrowed money -- what banker wouldn't want to lend half a million simoleons to a Mexican berry picker!@#

And that was just in the U.S., but we don't have a monopoly on crazy. Everything everywhere is changing now! Global warming, peak oil, Chinese capitalism, genetically modified foods, cloning...etc. even "democratic" Western nations, now in the business of "legal" torture, assassination and terror (we call terrorism "destabilization" or "regime change" when we do it...).

What is the world coming to? And where is it going next?

One thing is for sure, it isn't going to go back to the way it was.

Nor will it slow down. It will only go faster!

Most people are gradually acquiring immunity to destructive memes and conceptual viruses. But you'd better be careful of The Stupids. Some people can be fooled all the time. And once they get an idea they don't let go. So just back away slowly to a safe distance...

And stay away from unhealthy dependencies on rigidly hierarchical bureaucracies. If your life depends on The State, say for a check each month, or for "protection", then maybe you too need to take a Time Out and have a rethink or two.

Bureaucracies do not respond effectively to rapid change. They are like dinosaurs: big, dumb, hungry and amoral ... and doomed to extinction.

We're seeing the US government dinosaur flailing around right now. When it capitulates to Reality, all that will be left is smoking holes in the ground, of unpayable debts, implacable brown-skinned blood enemies, foreign-owned means of production and 300,000,000 surprised and bitter urban proles.

Hyperbole? Nope. Even now they can't manage anything well. Not a levee system. Nor a small war against a puny enemy (even with a surprise first attack!) Not even simple things, like vote counting. The U.S. government is functionally disabled, and proud. The Situation is Normal: All Fucked Up. SNAFU. Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition: FUBAR.

There are at least two ways to respond to this situation.

1)  Remember the millions of Mexicans marching in the streets in 2006? Why do you think "immigration reform" is ready to pass in Congress now? Millions of people marching in the streets = forced change.

2)  Be like the smart mouse who gets out of the way when the elephant falls. Be speedy, flexible and adaptable. Be smart. Acquire useful information and use it. (Thanks to the internet, ignorance is even less of an excuse than it used to be!)

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We're seeing the US government dinosaur flailing around right now.

When it capitulates to Reality, all that will be left is smoking holes in the ground, of unpayable debts, implacable brown-skinned blood enemies, foreign-owned means of production and 300,000,000 surprised and bitter urban proles.

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