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Splander
by Kevin Good, Unknown News
June 4, 2007
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There has been a major update to the INFOBABBLE! New World Order Dictionary. It is the addition of the new word 'Splander'.
This new word, a combination of the words spin and slander, is a product of the Rove White House Established "Rapid Response Team" to counter Internet blogs or any other truth that may leak into the public domain.
Main Entry: slpan·der
Pronunciation: 'splan-drr
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): splan·dered; splan·der·ing /-d(&-)ri[ng]/
: to utter splander against
Definition:
1) To discredit the messenger.
2) To imply not prove the message is bogus.
3) To create an alternate reality in a box
4) To quickly send the talking point box to the corporate media for 24x7 broadcast
5) To attack anyone who speaks or believes any truth outside the reality box as a fool, unpatriotic or perhaps even a terrorist.
6) To rely on the attention span of Americans happy with a simple little answer in a box.
7) Rinse and repeat.
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Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
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