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Bush rallies Republicans for
delusional immigration reform bill


by Kevin Good, Unknown News       June 18, 2007

Pumped up by his victory tour in Albania and feeling the love of all those foreign folks, Bush travels to Congress to promote a new immigration law to replace the current immigration law he doesn’t enforce.

Surrounded by his remaining amigos on the hill, the Republican leadership foresees passage of the new immigration bill as a huge success based on the following facts:

• People illegally in the country will greet us as liberators.

• They will line up in droves to pay $5,000 for their deportation and placement at the end of the legal immigration waiting list.

• It’s not about the oil cheap labor.

• Their deportation will pay
 
for itself and create higher paying jobs for Americans.

• The exodus will be short.

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Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun

1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence

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