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by Hazel Burke, Unknown News
July 19, 2007
Senator David Vitter and his wife, Wendy Vitter -- a former prosecutor -- were shown on The
Daily Show Tuesday night. She "stood by her man," but during
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a few
candid moments it
really looked like she
had been forced to eat a
gigantic shit
sandwich and then suck a lemon.
For once, instead of reading the prepared
speech, I would like to see one of these
betrayed political wives carry out a sneak
attack.
She would play along with memorizing
her "I love my husband" speech and then
when handed the mike on live TV, hold
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Senator and Mrs Vitter
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up
a piece of paper and say, "My slut chasing,
sack of shit husband expected me to read
this speech telling you I forgive him. But
at this moment my attorney is filing divorce
papers. When we are finished with him he
won't have 2 cents to rub together.
"And
I haven't had sex with him in 5 years because
he can't get it up unless a hooker dresses
him in diapers and spanks him. So I invite
everyone who voted for the fuckhead to
come down to the television station with
tar and feathers, and we'll put this asshole
on the next freight train leaving town!"
Then she pulls a spray can of tree sealer black goop
out of her purse and a bag of chicken feathers
and gives him a new hairdo. Then she kicks him in the
nuts and stomps him and walks off as he falls to the ground...
That'll be a day of true female empowerment.
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