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Real men

by Don Nash, Unknown News      July 20, 2007

Real men tell the truth. Real men might lie but, if you ask them if they're lying, they'll tell you the truth about it. You know like, "Are you lying?" "Yes, I'm
lying!" That's what a real man would do.

Real men stick to the straight up. The lying motif is too much freaking work. Keeping lies in a proper order is darn near impossible, and we'll use G. Bush and his administration of warmongering idiot criminals as our power point presentation to emphasis the point. A 'power point' proof positive.

Real men don't start wars of naked aggression. Especially by lying to an ignorant Congress and a perpetually numb American people. Real men don't have the time or the resources for waging illegal wars of naked aggression. It's that 'straight up' motif at work.

 
Real men will tend to fight their own fights and would never ask American boys and girls to do that work for them. Wheedling boys and girls to fight and die for lying politicians (and war criminal politicians at that) is cowardice, and only an unworthy President and gutless Congress would be that spineless.

Condoleezza Rice and Frances Townsend are not "real men," even though they would "profess" to be and will argue a case in point. While it is a given that both women possibly do have testicles, actual biological and gender proof would be a necessity, and yikes, who would possibly be up for giving the High Twins of Diplomatic Cannibalism a look see? No thank you very much!

Real men don't "rendition" or "detain" Muslim innocents just because G. Bush says it should be done. Remembering that G. Bush gets his advice from the likes of John Yoo and Attorney General Fredo Gonzales, legality takes on a thinly veiled hue of war crimes, and real men would have no part or parcel in a war crime.

However, there are a number of minions and sycophants working in the G. Bush regime who figure if they ever in fact do get caught, G. Bush will simply "commute" any sentence they might receive, and evidence may very well suggest exactly that. John Yoo and Fredo seem to have in their possessions a 'get out of prison' card, and doesn't that just figure. Scooter used his already, and old Scoots is back on the streets looking for a Washington D.C. hooker.

Real men don't bother with hookers, they don't have to. Can you say Senator Vitter? I knew that you could!

Real men don't now or ever participate in torture. Torturing Muslim men, women, and children is cowards' work, and real men will have none of that.

There's gossip churning around the Babylon Beltway that the CIA has "real men" working there. Sadly, that is only gossip and the CIA and some of America's military have engaged in the wanton and criminal act of torturing and that does not make them real men, will never make them real men. They are therefore simple chumps, and have been made to be wanted war criminals by the chumps that cling to American power.

Again, we'll use G. Bush and his administration of idiotic warmongering criminals as a priori evidence. Can you say "making terrorists faster than was previously thought possible?" I knew that you could!

Real men stand up for decency in American government. Don't expect much from America's Congress in this regard. Congress and decency parted company about several administrations back, and nothing has been the same since. We'll use retired Gen. Colin Powell as our "decency" case in point -- a "once" honorable man now shamed by his association with the aforementioned G. Bush. Retired Gen. Eric Shinseki can't be construed as anything but honorable. We'll also include retired Gen. John Batiste.

Courage is having the audacity to speak truth to those in power. Even when those in power are stark raving war criminals and ought to be on trial for treason.

Real men don't tolerate traitors. Decency is as courageous does.

© by the author.

Previous articles by Don Nash:

America has lost its national mind
by Don Nash

Coyote comix #1 & #2
by Don Nash

Why, Mr President?
by Don Nash

Treason on the half shell
by Don Nash

Iraq, a diminishing deterioration
by Don Nash

Political madness: A peculiar affliction
by Don Nash

Mission's accomplished, all right by Don Nash

Genocide: A play in one act of political horror
by Don Nash

An alphabetic guide to George 'Pol Pot' Bush
by Don Nash

Gaza: Fun house or death house?
by Don Nash

The First Church of Internet Deliverance
by Don Nash

When computers crash!
by Don Nash

We the people...
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The Anti-Pesto Popular Party
by Don Nash

Turbo-treason and
the power of greed

by Don Nash

Is pedophilia
worse than treason?

by Don Nash

Elections, deceptions, and the delusion of democracy
by The American Insurgent

Extreme special ops
by The American Insurgent

Take a stand against comprehensive lunacy
by The American Insurgent

Weapons und special ops
by The American Insurgent

Manifesto
by The American Insurgent

Insurgent fashion tips
by The American Insurgent

Build a wall and watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
by Thugmonster Indelicate, as told to Don Nash

Prophecy!
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The extraordinary lightness of ethnic cleansing
by Don Nash, Unknown News

Survey results suggest
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by survey results

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It's time for global intifada
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Let's play global political hypocrisy
by Don Nash

Glorious torture keeps homeland free
by Don Nash

This is what democracy looks like
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Lifestyles of the destitute and starving
by Don Nash

What to expect after
receiving your draft notice

by Don Nash

Understanding the enemy's mind
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The last Presidential
and first Imperial order

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Top Ten torture techniques
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The what if game
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The ancillary benefits of torture
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for dying children
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of genocidal mania

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the voters who elect them

by Don Nash

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Gulag Bushwald
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George W. Genocide
and the divine engine of war

by Don Nash

American mules
by Don Nash

 
Real men stand up for decency in American government.

Don't expect much from America's Congress in this regard. Congress and decency parted company about several administrations back, and nothing has been the same since.

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