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Hairy pot
by Kevin Good, Unknown News
July 23, 2007
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I don't understand this fuss and fuzz all over this new Chia Pet book.
I understand the public swell of emotion to get the 'Chia Thug" pet. But this new one, what's up with dat?
I looked it up in the Internet and dis-
covered there may be much darker political motive behind this publica-
tion, Ghetto Hogwarts School Vouchers.
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Driven by the suspense I continued my Internet search to find the end of this mystery. Some 'my free Internet space' sites offered a 33GB PDF file down load but that didn't work well.
I asked my lil' sister Kyle if she knew how the J. K. Rowling story ended. She said NO and even if she did, she wouldn't tell me. It's a book!
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fans don't want to know the case solving clue. Agatha Christie fans don't want to know the identity of the tenth little Indian. Alfred Hitchcock fans won't Tivo to the end of 'Rear Window'.
The experience is all in the journey, not 'The End'.
© by the author.
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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