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Read my lips: No new war excuses by Kevin Good, Unknown News July 30, 2007

President George W. Bush addressed a small, dazed audience of captive government employees to re-un-non-define the very legitimate reasons he was forced to invade Iraq. It was al Qaeda all along!

It was the hate filled liberal blogs and the far-left mainstream media that led you to believe it was about Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, his imminent threat to America, and his failure to comply with the U.N. resolutions to prove a negative. U.N. inspectors asked Saddam to show them his arsenal of chemical weapons, his nuclear weapon program, and his plan to attack

America. He said "I can't." The rest is history.

Bush said this proves it was al Qaeda in Iraq, the same folks that melted and cut steel 60 floors below the fire at the World Trade Centers. It also justifies our colonization of all the bad countries with a presence of al-Qaeda and oil reserves.

Congress tells the Bush administration, 'We are mad as hell, and we may take it a little more.'

We are not going to take these lies lying down! We are going to take these lies bent over the Crawford Ranch fence of executive privilege.

House and Senate members puffed up their feathers, strutted round and around the Capital Hill barn yard crowing words like perjury, contempt, subpoena, and even impeachment. Still pulling the feathers out of their mouths and grumbling about the Iraqi Parliament taking the whole month of August off, members defer any votes or decisions on these matters until the end of the August recess.

Considering the importance of these issues, it may need to be discussed right up to the Thanksgiving recess, and Bill O'Reilly would see it as a war on Christmas if we canceled that recess.

The Attorney General smiled and said, I don't recall, I never said that and, what me worry? Just send all your stuff to the Justice Department on the proper forms with the required documentation and we will address it as soon as possible.

He also cautioned the committee to be patient. Since 9/11 the Department has a very heavy case load investigating terrorist activity and possibly treasonous acts by Michael Moore, liberal bloggers, anti-war veterans,

the Dixie Chicks, and maybe even you, Senator.

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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun

1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence

2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.

3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.

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