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Zen and the art of road rage |
by Don Nash, Unknown News
August 6, 2007
The foreign policy of American government and British government
closely resembles the scrambling of raw eggs after a supermarket
mishap near the produce aisle on a |
Saturday morning and a frenzied
shopping spree where soccer mom one head-ons soccer mom two. Oh the
egg carnage! Oh the foreign policy carnage! Raw scrambled eggs and
Bush foreign policy are eerily not dissimilar.
America, our world, and all our world's people are trapped, trapped
in an insane maze of perfidious political architecture. That maze, of
course, has been constructed by the lunatics that hold the reigns of
governance in America, the U.K., Europe, the Middle East, the Far
East, and even Japan.
You will realize of course that Japan is
suspect simply for the fact that they hunt, kill, and eat whales.
Lunatic bastards! Why
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would the Japanese want to hunt, kill, and eat
whales? Golly, Japan could have all the Texas beef their little whale-killing hearts might ever desire, but no, Japan must hunt, kill, and
eat whales, and that's just rude.
But mostly, it's America that is truly hell-bent on the nuclear annihilation of
Planet Earth (and that does seem to be the design of the insane Boy King
George), so we'll be needing a how-to guide for the lunacy. Welcome
to "The Death of Planet Earth and How To Survive A Nuclear Holocaust," or,
"Zen and the Art of Road Rage."
Have you ever been severely tempted to run over your neighbor? No
particular reason. Homeboy just might bug the bejesus out of you on
principle, so why not insert your "neighbor" under the wheels of the
family Suburban? That is how American foreign policy
works under the grand direction of our insane Boy King George.
Have you ever been severely tempted to crush that lady applying make-up in her rear view mirror while tooling along the interstate at
eighty miles an hour? No particular reason. The lady probably
just bugs you on principle and the thought of grinding her under the Suburban
does offer a rather 'psychopathic' sort of sinister delight.
Now
for God's sake, don't actually grind that lady under the Suburban or mow
down your neighbor just for funzees. Wouldn't be prudent, and
there'll be all that explaining to do in front of some local judge.
Not to mention the mountains of paperwork that'll be implicitly
implied with the metaphor.
The Tao of the now would teach us that "focus" is everything. Focus
people, focus. It's a visual technique that we're on about here.
It
may very well be inherently okie-dokie to "visualize" the grinding of
your neighbor or the lady on the interstate, but for hell's sakes,
don't do it. Channel that desire, focus that rage, and put the burning
desire to maim and destroy into a practical outlet.
The Tao of the
now says, be the rage. Don't live the rage, just be the rage. See?
It's an easy drill, and practical in the everyday. Not unlike American
foreign policy under the insane Boy King George. Got weapons of
mass destruction or, maybe not? Well hell, who cares? Just go
"preemptive" on any old sovereign nation and rain shock and awe all over their country-
side
and be done with it. None of this requires rationale
or logic or even the consent of Congress.
It's good to be the King. It's good to do the Tao of the now, and if the entire Planet Earth
is swallowed in the aftermath of such
dumb-ass unilateral political
shenanigans, well, what the hell? You see? The Tao of the now
dictates that expressing that inner rage is perfectly fine and extra-legal, if one is the insane Boy
King George. One doesn't have to
worry about Congress or the United Nations or the Geneva Convention
or even the International Criminal Court at the Hague.
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Now, surviving the antics of the insane Boy King George is where
things get moderately tricky. One must transcend the Tao of the now
and wander into the theoretical world of imaginations and/or even
science fiction. You see, the Tao of the now can be theoretical, but
in practical application or survival modalities, a number of
intricate integers will throw themselves onto the highway to hell and
simply muck up the works or gum up the Tao and
therefore rain confusion, chaos, anarchy, nuclear after-effects, and
piss off the neighborhood something fierce. Eerily similar to the
practical and everyday workings of our insane Boy King George.
Zen and the Art of Escape ... Practical practicalities would preclude
any hope that one will be able to escape the now or even the madness of George
Bush. There isn't enough time left for escape or even for obtaining a
"passport" from America's State Department. Six to eight months is the "normal"
waiting time for a passport, and you know, that just sucks.
In six
to eight months time, Bush may well have already started nuclear
World War Four or Five or Whatever. Congress will have lapsed into a
non-functionary coma and be declared by the U.S. Supreme Court as
"mandatorily" irrelevant. Nancy Pelosi will have abandoned her
husband, family, and the American people and run off for an illicit
and romantically torrid affair with Ehud Olmert. Pelosi would have
gotten around to that "impeachment" business, but there was Olmert
and Nancy just couldn't pass up the chance to get jiggy with the Hud.
As is evident, America is ass-out.
Zen and the Art of Road Rage ... Be the rage. Focus on the rage that is
our God-given inheritance post September 11, 2001, and focus on the abject
inability of George W. Bush to rationally deal with our world and our
world's daily affairs. We aren't referring to Pelosi and Olmert here.
Bush personally screwed the pooch on 9/11/01, screwed the pooch on Afghanistan, and totally screwed the pooch and the Iraqi people with his illegal, immoral, and naked war of aggression on
Iraq, and Bush's plans for Iran are
worse than Iraq.
Zen and the Art of Political Repercussions ... is more
the lesson here than basic comedy or political insanity. It is a
comprehensive given here that the insane Boy King George is
completely out of his mind. War and the waging of war will do that to
a national leader, especially when that leader was on shaky mental
ground in the first place.
Zen and the Art of a Whorish Congress ... Focus your rage on Congress,
and the sick freakish whores that man and woman the Congressional treason
pumps. Bush is insane, however Congress enables the insane Boy King
George, and that is treasonously un-American and treachery of
the worst sort.
Realistically, we could never survive a nuclear holocaust, be it
commenced by Bush, Blair, Clinton, McCain, or whomever. I mean, think
about it ... really. Zen and the Art of Road Rage can be the focus on
Bush, Congress, and all the media shills that whore for the Bush
White House, and we're all trapped in their madness and that's beyond insane.
It's comprehensive bullsh*t, but that would be Zen and the Art of Bullshit, and that's an entirely different lesson.
We'll save that one for
another day. That is, of course, if we get another day. It is possible that we will,
and that's the joy of Zen, the Tao, and ridiculous politics. You
just never know what you'll get. But with Bush and insanity, life can
be melted chocolate and just wiped all over everything.
© by the author.
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