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Bush connects the dots
using the Neo-Domino Theory
by Kevin Good, Unknown News
August 27, 2007
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When Bush opened the Domino's pepperoni pizza he ordered, it struck him. Connect the dots!
In a speech to his 20 supporters from all over America, he said, "This is a different kind'a war. Let me explain it to you folks in a simple way you might be able to understand.
"It's like all the dominos with six dots on one end are 9/11. Then you look at the dots at the other end of the domino and you find two dots -- al Qaeda!
"The terrorists connected a domino with two dots on both ends to our domino and we were forced to connect our dominos with two dots. One had three dots on the other end, Afghanistan, and the other had one dot, Saddam, and that brings us to the point in the war on terror where the surge is starting to work and we play our domino with one dot. And what do we find on the other end of that domino? Just like we've been telling you all along, TWO DOTS! Al Qaeda!"
Bush went on to say that if we leave before the job is done, the Iraqi domino will fall, causing all the other Middle East dominos to fall. These domino countries will become terrorist strongholds, killing all the people trying to colonize their countries and resources. If this happens, the terrorists will follow us home just like the communist Vietcong and North Vietnamese Army did when we stopped killing them in their country so we wouldn't have to kill them here.
Bush is right when he says if we leave the Iraq War, the chaos and carnage will continue just like when we left the Vietnam War.
He is wrong when he says ending the war caused it. Starting the war caused it.
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If we leave before the job is done, the Iraqi domino will fall, causing all the other Middle East dominos to fall.
These domino countries will become terrorist strongholds, killing all the people trying to colonize their countries and resources.
If this happens, the terrorists will follow us home just like the communist Vietcong and North Vietnamese Army did when we stopped killing them in their country so we wouldn't have to kill them here.
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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