Proper public potty protocol
by Kevin Good, Unknown News
September 3, 2007
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eymnot.
Eymnot, who?
I'm not gay ... Are you?
Just the facts, sir.
I agree with Senator Craig when he says he is not gay. If that were the case, it would be an insult to monogamous gays.
So I am at a loss for words to label his polygamous perverse
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behavior.
The best label the Government could come up with was 'Lewd Conduct'.
© by the author.
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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