Leader of the neo-dark side
by Kevin Good, Unknown News
September 24, 2007
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Darth Cheney, the leader of the neo-dark side, has sent
additional Empire forces to the oil-rich Deep Core worlds in
the Middle East. This mission to the center of the oil resource galaxy moves the Empire even closer to the Core Oil Worlds like Iran and Azerbaijan.
Cheney gave a fourth star to his General David Petraeus and sent him to Congress to defend the occupations. General Petraeus said he had no official contact with the neo-dark side when he prepared his statements or testimony, and said he did not hear the little voices in his head that said; Dave… Use the Farce, Use the Farce Dave, stay the Farce.
The first thing out of Petraeus's mouth before Congress, when he got his breath and microphone back, was, "I’m not
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a puppet of this administration. Just look at the stars all over the uniform, and pay no attention to that ring-string-thing on my back. The Administration will not pull it whenever you finish one of your speeches and actually ask a question. ..."
From his new, partially- completed undisclosed location, Darth Cheney says we
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need to focus on fear of the real enemy, the flying terrors of Al Qaeda. Be afraid of the mystical land responsible for 9/11, which might re-appear anywhere there are oil reserves or perhaps even under your own bed.
Cheney says we need to give the Farce more time, the “Freedom and Democracy Star” is almost complete. All we need is just a little more time and just one more twenty-trillion dollar increase in the public debt limit. The mortgage payments on the Freedom and Democracy Star just went up again.
And Bush gave another series of patriotic speeches this week, telling Americans, ‘Let the Farce be with you.’
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in·fo·bab·ble
Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE!
Function: noun
1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence
2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data.
3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.
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