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Keeping America safe from artists and musicians
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by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News
October 21, 2007
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Personally speaking, I am glad that DHS
and the US Citizenship and Immigration
Services (USCIS) are doing their part to
keep skanky folk artists out of America.
Keeping America Safe means guarding not
just our lives and property, to say nothing
of our precious bodily fluids, but keeping
our minds safe from dirty, impure thoughts
and Not-American cultures. We have enough dirty hippie chicks strumming acoustic
guitars already, we don't need to import
them!
Our wonderful
civil servants are protecting us from spiritual
debasement -- and just plain bad music.
Yep. We Americans already have PBS on our teevees,
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and
anyone who wants to study non-American art in
the privacy of their own homes can do so -- though
most God-fearing Americans would rather be hit in
the head with a hammer than watch PBS.
These foreigners are likely not just dirty, badly dressed
sexual deviants who don't know their instruments,
they are probably terrorists, or have close ties
to terror suspects, or are related to people who
are known to have ties to terror suspects or people
associated with networks of suspicious persons
who know actual terrorists.
Consider the logic: Isn't it easier to train
terrorists to strum guitars and sing and dance
than to turn real
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Strict visa regulations
discourage visiting artists
Excerpt: Sometimes I wonder if they are the best judge of who is a real artist," said Richard Kennedy, acting director of the Smithsonian Center for Folklife and Cultural Heritage, sponsor of the annual Folklife Festival on the Mall. Some festival participants have been asked to perform at their consular appointments, he said, even though most come into the country on tourist visas because they are not professional and earn no fees. |
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artists into suicide murderers
and guerrilla soldiers? Of course. And that explains
why most foreign artists and musicians are so
bad -- they often cannot even charge admission at
their performances! Their art is just a cover for their
real objective: to destroy America, either with
bombs or by destroying our culture and the American
Way.
According to the Washington Post:
Isabel Soffer, programming director at New York's
World Music Institute, says she brings over fewer
foreign artists now because of increasing problems
such as those encountered by two clients this month.
The women, minstrel singers from a remote region of
Uzbekistan who are featured on the Smithsonian
Folkways CD "Bardic Divas," were to be part of a
U.S. tour called "Spiritual Sounds of Central Asia."
But for reasons that are unclear, they were denied
visas on the spot during a brief questioning at the
U.S. consulate in Tashkent. "It took a matter of
minutes," Soffer said. (Several e-mails and calls
to the consulate were not returned.)
See that? A few minutes listening is all it takes
to weed out the terrorists pretending to be "folk
musicians". And even if they are NOT terrorists,
why would Americans be interested in Uzbekistan
spirituality? We've get all we need of that from
Sunday Services -- with Pastor Robertson and
Dr. Dobson on TV and radio for shut-ins!
Thank God from the government censors. This country
would be in real trouble if our overseers were not so vigilant
about protecting us from non-American thoughts
and values. Cultural terrorists are not welcome
in my town!
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These foreigners are likely not just dirty, badly dressed
sexual deviants who don't know their instruments,
they are probably terrorists, or have close ties
to terror suspects, or are related to people who
are known to have ties to terror suspects or people
associated with networks of suspicious persons
who know actual terrorists.
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