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Halloween with the Santorums by Kevin Good KevinGood, Unknown News      October 29, 2007   They're righteous and they're snooty, Mysterious and spooky, They're alltogether kooky, Santorum Family. dudely-do       click click dudely-do       click click ... And from the Fester side of the family we have the luminary, Uncle Cheney And the vitriol visionary Aunt Coulter.      The theme for this Hallows Eve festivity is Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week. PNAC charter member Norman Podhoretz will be the special guest of honor, and answer all your questions about the Iraq/Iran 'Islamo-Fascists' that attacked us on 9/11. Bush was not invited to the Islamo-Fascists Awareness Week celebration. The organizers were terrified he would say something again. Sen. Larry "I am not gay" Craig showed up with the hand seen under the lavatory stall at Minneapolis airport. He claimed this proves shoddy police work on the part of the airport police because this is obviously not my hand, and proceeded to show the famous hand to all the young men there.   Katrina missteps still haunt White House, but the administration has a plan to avoid the horrors victims at the White House had to endure during the last disaster. 1) Quick response; Fly Air Force One to California to tell "Arnie" he's doing a heck of a job. 2a) Get ahead of the blame game: Faux Noise has already asserted that Al Qaeda is causing the California wildfires. The really scary thing is that Californians' homeowner insurance policies cover wind and fire, but not acts of terrorism. Claim Denied! Complain to someone in New Orleans who cares.   2b) Get a back-up blame: CNN's Beck blames California wildfires on the 'damn environmentalists'. 3) Follow-up and keep the public informed: FEMA stages press conference: Staff pose as journalists and ask 'softball' questions. 4) Wait til it exceeds the attention span of Faux News viewers. The names of those who did not participate in the Halloween Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week were noted by zee Homeland Security Department with the warning, Be Afraid, be very afraid.   © by the author.   We're usually unable to forward readers' emails, but both readers and authors are invited to visit our 'dialogue' page for two-way communication: unknownnews.org/dialogue.html   This is an archived Unknown News page. For newest material, visit our main page.   YOU CAN HELP We try not to whine too much or too loudly, but we are poor and this site eats a lot of time and especially money. Just a buck or two can make all the difference and help keep Unknown News alive.   Donations        Sponsorships Stickers and stuff for sale Subscriptions        Wish list        Thank you       Please buy a sticker so the site won't flicker.     If you have something to say, we'd love to hear from you. Click here for archives of recent editions of Unknown News.       Unknown News This is who we are, what we do, and why we do it   in·fo·bab·ble Pronunciation: INFOBABBLE! Function: noun 1: the failure to communicate or the ability to misrepresent knowledge or intelligence 2: the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects or a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data. 3: something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or other construct.