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Democrats: A sackful of kittens on their way to the river

by Pavel C., Unknown News      November 12, 2007

If you saw Hillary Clinton at the recent debate answer in the affirmative and the negative about giving driver's licenses to illegal immigrants in the space of about two minutes, then you saw a glimpse of truth about why our country is headed into the shitter.

Our leaders are not only incapable of speaking the truth in response to direct questions, but their thought processes are hopelessly muddled and confused. Years, and even decades
of practice in maintaining a public facade of blarney damage the politicians as much as the public. Their minds are pure mush. Puddinheads, as Mark Twain wrote.

You can find examples of this everywhere. First and foremost in the Democratic Congress whose attempts to change the course of the country resemble a burlap sackful of kittens squirming during the trip to the river. They are confused about everything: when to act, when to speak, what to vote for, what to vote against, who they represent... even what is happening.

Their confusion is so great that in nearly every instance, the ethical conflicts of taking money from corporations and PACs and trying to not infuriate the people who must vote for them produce a sort of mental quicksand. They end up taking the money, speaking a bunch of good-sounding words to the public, and then voting with the herd. The instances of courage and honor and duty fulfilled are so rare that when we find a politician with these characteristics we are mystified and distrustful -- like he is a horse doing differential calculus problems, or a talking dog expounding on philosophy.

This is what happens when leadership is filtered through politics.

This is a very serious issue. At this moment, America is on the brink of disaster, perhaps even beyond the point of no return. We are at the Wile E. Coyote moment: Over the cliff edge, suspended in air, just discovering that we are standing on air, as Paul Krugman recently put it.

You see this in the triumvirate of wisdom -- George W Bush, Ben Bernanke, and Henry Paulson telling us every freaking day that the economy is fine (may slow slightly), the dollar is solid, and that America's economy is the envy of the entire fucking world. That is what Herbert Hoover said -- prosperity is just around the corner!

It isn't that these men are entirely stupid (two out of three ain't bad either), but that because of political concerns, they are constitutionally incapable of addressing the truth. If Bernanke had testified to Congress that the Fed cannot
 
single-handedly manage the economy, maintaining low inflation and high employment if the Congress and President are dunderheaded spendthrifts blowing Titanic-sized holes in the Treasury every week, he would be fired, or end up sleeping with the fishes.

It doesn't make any sense that somehow the Federal Reserve can be given sole responsibility for everything pertaining to the economy -- recession or boom, inflation or deflation, jobs or no jobs -- when their only tool is raising short term interest rates! That's fucking crazy to even think, but that's what we're supposed to believe, and apparently the nutjobs in Congress believe it, because you see them on TV questioning Bernanke about the economy like he is the Oracle of Delphi.

These people have lied to us -- and to themselves -- for so long that they either fully believe their lies or they are so confused that they have no mental machinery left for going to the heart of a problem and finding a solution.

In fact, the heart of most problems is that the politicians are corrupt blunderers. I don't know what motivates each individual in government service, but the elected representatives we have now are dangerously incompetent and ought to be removed from office as soon as possible.

In the meantime, plan on more disasters happening soon.

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Here is the story about Hillary planting a phony question at a Q&A. She is such a muddlehead that answering spontaneous questions from real people is a terrible threat to her campaign. I
hate to imagine her as Leader of the Free World when six billion people learn to hate her guts the way insightful Americans do now ...

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OK, let's close with some Onion humor, in case you're tired of worrying :-)

FBI: Muslim groups in US may
be developing nuclear families


US consumer confidence down,
says guy trying to sell van


Report: Presidents Washington through
Bush may have lied about key matters


© by the author.

 
 
Excerpt: ...But according to Grinnell College student Muriel Gallo- Chasanoff, some of the questions from the audience were planned in advance. "They were canned," she said. Before the event began, a Clinton staff member approached Gallo-Chasanoff to ask a specific question after Clinton's speech. "One of the senior staffers told me what [to ask]," she said. ...

Clinton called on Gallo-Chasanoff after her speech to ask a question: what Clinton would do to stop the effects of global warming. Clinton began her response by noting that young people often pose this question to her before delving into the benefits of her plan.

 
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These people have lied to us -- and to themselves -- for so long that they either fully believe their lies or they are so confused that they have no mental machinery left for going to the heart of a problem and finding a solution.

In fact, the heart of most problems is that the politicians are corrupt blunderers.

I don't know what motivates each individual in government service, but the elected representatives we have now are dangerously incompetent and ought to be removed from office as soon as possible.

In the meantime, plan on more disasters happening soon.