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Straight poop on the
Democrats' debate of 15-Nov-2007

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News      November 16, 2007

 
John Edwards hit the side of the barn with multiple cowpies, but they did not stick. I refer of course to Hillary's fabulous, monstrous, stupendously wide barn door and John's calling her on her crap. But last night Hillary stole a page from the Repuglicans -- deny, ignore, change the subject, and then move on with even bigger whoppers.

Hillary is a *major* résumé padder, which she proved tonight.

 
Twice she mentioned her 35 years of experience and how "everyone" knows what she stands for, so therefore the accusations about her flip-flopping, misleading and triangulations are nonsensical.

Horsehockey.

Maybe a few folks in Arkansas know what Hillary has been up to for the last 35 years but most of us heard of her for the first time when Bill got elected. Since then she has been an undistinguished Senator from New York -- and part of the Republican Wing of the Democratic party, a member of the corporate Military Industrial Entertainment complex.

Her lame 35 years of "experience" is really worse than useless because we know how she voted as a senator: pro-war, pro-PATRIOT Act, pro-Bush all the way. And I don't recall her making any
 
The reality is that the race is a huge fur-ball but "Big Media" has already selected Hillary Clinton and are giving her a free ride.

Americans will believe just about anything they see on TV and they're seeing respected journalists like Wolf Blitzer treat her as a credible potential Leader of the Free World.

There is nothing in Hillary's background to suggest leadership experience; she has run nothing.
courageous public stands against Bush, ever, except in the debates.

Talk is cheap!

Unfortunately Edwards was outed in the debate for voting "Yea" on both the Iraq War and the PATRIOT Act. That was ugly. Dennis Kucinich put it very well about the people on the stage who voted for war, the PATRIOT Act, NAFTA, and China in the WTO: "Can you imagine how it would be in America with a president who was right the first time?"

Bottom line: John came out of the debate worse off than when he went in.

Part of his problem was Wolf Blitzer and the way the debate was rigged. Hillary and Obama used up 50% of the talk-time, and that egotistical bastard Wolf Blitzer hoovered up another 20%. The remaining tiny allocation was split between Biden, Dodd, Richardson, Edwards and Kucinich, each of whom did very well, I thought, when they finally had a chance to speak...

For John Edwards the problem is now partly demeanor. He needs to act AS IF he is already president and quit smiling that slick, sharky lawyer in a $2000 suit and $400 haircut smile. Not trustworthy (unless you already trust him.)

The other thing which John needs to do is stay focused on exposing the corruption and the rigged game in D.C., using whatever experience and intel he has. For example, he did not use the debate time to mention his threat to take away the health care of politicians if the politicians refuse to give the people health care (did I miss that? And notice how many other problems disappear completely with universal healthcare: a) soldiers get normal healthcare; b) we Unite people instead of using healthcare to selectively exclude them; c) U.S. businesses can be more competitive if they aren't funding it as part of their payrolls; and d) Medicare becomes a non-issue -- everyone gets "Medical Care".

Also for John: Bill Richardson has a ton of charisma, so try to emulate him. Richardson has a seemingly genuine likability and an attractive humility. I could see "President Richardson" (whereas imagining the horrors of a "President Hillary" freaks me out.)

Dennis Kucinich was wonderful tonight. He would be able to do the job, I think. This is the first time I have ever considered him as a realistic potential candidate...except that he doesn't look presidential (more like an Elf just back from Middle Earth.)

So...

It really looks like Obama and Edwards are taking votes from each other leaving Hillary as the vote-getting leader. For now... If Obama were not in the race then I think John Edwards would easily slam-dunk Hillary and then have no problem winning the presidency. But that is not what the "is" is.

The reality is that the race is a huge fur-ball but "Big Media" has already selected Hillary Clinton and are giving her a free ride. Americans will believe just about anything they see on TV and they're seeing respected journalists -- like Wolf Blitzer -- treat her as a credible potential Leader of the Free World. There is nothing in Hillary's background to suggest leadership experience; she has run nothing.

1) If Hillary does win, half the country will go into shock and require medical attention. Nothing good will come of it.

2) Obama can only win if an actual Miracle happens because in fact, America is not just race conscious but chock-full of closeted "hatists". There is absolutely no way Barack Obama can be elected president in 2008.

3) Only John Edwards can close the sale AND lead the country in the right direction, in my opinion.

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