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An open letter to His Majesty,
     King Abdullah II Ibn Al Hussein,
           the 43rd generation direct descendant of
               the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him)


by Don Nash, Unknown News      January 30, 2008

Your Majesty: That is some impressive lineage. "43rd direct descendant" from the Prophet Muhammad. Yes it is. I was able to research my lineage back to one lone Norwegian lady named Torgesautter. Goes back about not very far. My point being, I am a worm and that should be obvious from the git. There's no "royal" blood in my veins. Again, obviously. Our world has seen not very many "holy" men so, being a direct descendant from a true "holy" man is quite something indeed.

So I ask, Your Majesty, how does the dire circumstance in Gulag Gaza sit with you? I ask because I haven't read much about anything you may or may not have to say about the suffering of Palestinians in the Gulag Gaza or even in Auschwitz the West Bank. Aren't the Palestinian people your brothers? Let's see, your royal biography says that you are King of the Hashemite Kingdom. I did a Google search and pulled up the official Jordanian website and presto, there you were, as was your royal biography. So, aren't Palestinians and Hashemites the same people? I could be mistaken and I can admit that readily. I make mistakes all the time. I am a worm, and again, I state the obvious.

You see, the Israelis are killing Palestinians. That's hardly big news. Israelis have been killing Palestinians for a long time. It's just that more recently, the Israelis have trapped Palestinians inside a concentration camp called the Gulag Gaza. Wow, isn't that simply awful? I think it's more than awful, I think it's properly called 'ethnic cleansing' or probably genocide. Yeah, I'd have to stick with that last designation. Gosh, what would the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) have to say about that? I'm thinking that the Prophet Muhammad would probably be rather upset that Israelis are killing Palestinians with impunity.

Your Kingliness, I'm not trying to be insulting here. I'm trying hard to understand how it is that Israelis can kill Palestinians with impunity and the world does ABSOLUTELY nothing to stop the massacre. The world does nothing to stop the Palestinian imprisonment in the Gulag Gaza or Auschwitz the West Bank. Our world's leaders remain eerily silent about the horror and why would that be? Wow, maybe the world's leaders are scared to death of the Israelis. The Israelis on the surface, seem a rather nasty lot but, our world shouldn't be afraid of the Israelis. I don't think that Palestinians are afraid of the Israelis. The Palestinians are certainly outgunned by the Israelis and that's more than frightening. It is after all, pretty easy to bully an unarmed and defenseless people. Cowardly? Yeah, probably cowardly.

So I write this open letter to you as, well, it wouldn't do any good to write to Hosni Mubarak of Egypt. Did you see what the Egyptians did to the Palestinians after the Palestinians broke out of the Gulag Gaza? The Egyptians water-cannoned men, women, and children. Not very brotherly. Gosh, would the Prophet Muhammad sanction the use of water-cannons on innocent Palestinian men, women, and children? I ask as, well, you're the 43rd direct descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) and if anyone would possibly know what the Prophet might think about all of this outrage, it would be you.

Now, I'm an American and I realize that poses about two strikes against me and anything I might have to say on the matter. It's that George Bush's "crusade" against Muslims motif and I've spoken out about that to Bush and most of U.S. government and that hasn't won me too many friends in my country. Bush doesn't listen to anything or anyone except Dick 'shotgun' Cheney and Ehud Olmert of Israel. By the by, what is the matter with Olmert? He seems wholly out to lunch if you catch my drift. In my fly speck section of our sorely troubled planet, Olmert seems murderously insane, but that's just my "worm's eye view" of things. However and all the obvious being stated, something MUST happen to stop the horror in the Gulag Gaza AND Auschwitz the West Bank.

I can't write to the Syrian government as my wondrous government has blacklisted the Syrians, and I think that just sucks. I can't write to the Lebanese as, well, the Lebanese seem about in bad a shape as are the Palestinians. Who is there left to write to about my concerns? Israel needs to stop their ethnic cleansing, or genocide if you will, of Palestinians. This is serious.

I'd write to Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan but, old Hamid admits freely to being America's puppet. Golly, old Hamid admits that as a proud fact. Would that leave old Hamid to being Bush's lap doggie like Tony Blair? Yikes, that's more than a little sick and wrong. "Bark, bark George, gots a biscuit?"

Your Imminence, can't you use your considerable influence and do something for the Palestinians? I'm not having a bit of luck. You're the 43rd direct descendant of the Prophet and that's got to count for something more than a worm such as myself. How about a massive Middle East sit-down strike against Israel? How about a massive 'day of rage' at the Israelis? What about closing Jordan's borders and suspending trade with Israel and stuff like that there?

Oh yeah, I tried writing to the Israelis and all I got was a rude "You're an anti-Semite" slap on the face. Golly, those Israelis are touchy if they are anything. One can't criticize the Israelis but the Israelis can brutalize the Palestinians without recrimination. Mercy, I think that sucks worse than my government's blacklisting the Syrians.

You must surely sense my frustration with events and global affairs. Being a worm can be utterly frustrating and about my only means of irritating global leaders and affairs is by well, by being irritating. I've got that schtick down pat.

So, how would the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) deal with Palestine's miseries? How should the King of the Hashemite Kingdom deal with the horror that faces the Palestinian people? Possibly the question should be, are the Palestinians worth anything at all? I think that the Palestinians are MY brothers and sisters and ever since the situation turned black in the Gulag Gaza, I am Palestinian and am darned proud to say so. I'm firmly of the opinion that Israel needs to lighten up and knock their crap off right now. However being the worm that I am, I may have an earthy world view that's more than a little tainted by dirt and stuff.

So I suppose I've misspoken and it's worlds of 'not my place' to say squat. But come on, something must be done and done quickly. When the numbers of dead Palestinians are equal to the numbers of dead Iraqis, will it be enough to say something then? What would the Prophet have to say? I did ask the Pope, by the by, and the Pope didn't have anything to say whatsoever. I get that a lot, you see. Yeah, I suppose I should just shut up and go away but that's not going to happen.

Your Majesty, I mean you no disrespect or insult. I chose the 'open letter' forum as a way to possibly get my voice heard by you, by anyone in a position to placate the ethnic slaughter of a people that can only want what any human wants -- a little "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness," and that isn't meant to seem maudlin, nor jingoistic in any "Bush" sense of the term. Golly, that George Bush is mostly a dummy. However that's America's problem and hopefully, we'll be rid of that menace soon enough. That is, if Bush doesn't drag our world into a nuclear world war end of it all. Were America's Bushy-Bush-Bush to wax nuclear on our shared tiny planet, the Palestinians would then become mostly irrelevant. We all become mostly irrelevant. Yikes, now there's a cheery thought.

Anyway being the 43rd direct descendant and all, isn't there something you can do or devise or surmise or something. ANYTHING AT ALL?

Most respectfully,

Don Nash
Gaza Strip, Utah/Nevada

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