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On the verge of utter economic collapse:
A suspicion, a guess, a fear, a hope and an idea

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News       March 8, 2008

When I look at charts like these, I go weak in the knees. The Swiss Franc has been climbing steadily since late 2005, but in the last three months it has entered the parabolic blast-off stage. The financial corporations are imploding! The S&P Financial Sector looks a lot like Enron's
stock chart just before the bitter end.

Likewise with the $US Dollar. This trade-weighted index is based on the US Dollar vs. six other currencies, and it has declined from 93 to 73 since the end of 2005.

Gold and oil are exploding upwards in price, not just when measured in US
dollars but in all currencies. There is a global inflation epidemic, it isn't just an American problem (which itself is covered up with phony US government stats and the last year's decision to hide
There will be blood on the streets as millionaires push and shove through the crowd to the dollar exit doors.

There will probably be one final insane selling climax and then Fox/CNBC/MSNBC will shout "Fire!"

That will be the sign that the rich people will soon be reversing the money flows to buy up US properties on the cheap -- like real estate, bonds and stocks that were abandoned during the hysterical rush to flee the burning theater.

Naturally, Joe-Sixpack will be selling dollars at the precise, multi-decade bottom -- and will then hold fast waiting for a final collapse, which will not be allowed to occur by The Powers That Be.
the M3 money supply number from the public).

I have one major suspicion, one guess, one fear, one nugget of optimism, and one investment idea.

My suspicion:
 
I suspect that part of the reason the US Dollar is falling so fast is that Americans are frantically exporting their own money to safe havens abroad, or "investing" them in electronic-ownership receipts for things like oil, gold and food stuffs (i.e. commodities.) This expatriation of money is not something that just started, but has been going on for the last four or five years. And now the speed is accelerating as everyone panics. No kidding!

There will be blood on the streets as millionaires push and shove through the crowd to the dollar exit doors. There will probably be one final insane selling climax and then Fox/CNBC/MSNBC will shout "Fire!" That will be the sign that the rich people will soon be reversing the money flows to buy up US properties on the cheap -- like real estate, bonds and stocks that were abandoned during the hysterical rush
 to flee the burning theater. Naturally, Joe-Sixpack will be selling dollars at the precise, multi-decade bottom -- and will then hold fast waiting for a final collapse, which will not be allowed to occur by The Powers That Be.

My guess:
 
The current orgy of dollar selling, oil buying and gold hoarding will climax messily no later than June 1st, and perhaps a month or so sooner. Eventually the falling dollar will resolve the US problem of unaffordable real estate and falling mortgage bond prices. It will also pretty much resolve the need for the Fed to keep cutting interest rates. Why? How?

Simple. When the dollar falls enough, all those bubbleized assets will be affordable -- not to most Americans, but to foreigners who will be able to exchange over-priced Euros for dirt-cheap Ameribucks.

These foreign investors get a twofer: their currencies skyrocketed while our asset prices nose-dived. And if this next leg down doesn't solve the problem then the leg down after that will be like opening an extra-dimensional vortex which connects to The Void -- everything in the US that isn't nailed down will be loaded into those empty shipping containers and hauled off to Asia. (As Steve Saville wrote, the falling dollar won't create many jobs as there are minimal manpower requirements for loading our autos onto ships and waving good-bye.)

In other words, I don't think this game is going into extra innings. Casey Jones is driving the train, high on cocaine...and we are not slowing down.

My fear:
 
There is no reason to believe that Bush, Paulson, Bernanke, Reid and Pelosi have "the situation" under control. Based on everything we've seen from them, the opposite conjecture is more likely to be true.

Halting a monetary collapse is easier said than done, especially if the country in question has essentially zero foreign currency reserves. In fact, Bernanke's lever is destabilizing the system and doing the precise opposite of what is intended; loan rates for buyers are actually going up! Also, Soros's Theory of Reflexivity comes into play; in the same way that a rubber band will stretch just soooooooooooo far and then break, so do systems affected by the anticipations of participants in those systems.

So... there is actually a very good chance that the US dollar will collapse by more than the expected 10 percent. We could be looking at CPI increases of 10% a month if everything falls apart. If everything turns out just so, then I wouldn't be at all surprised to see the new Democratic administration implementing currency controls, making it impossible for American citizens to exchange their dollars for other currencies. Hell, they might even need to implement a long "bank holiday" and halt all mortgage foreclosures! I don't expect this to happen, but if it does our days of glorious and patriotic foreign military adventures are over (we would be forced to leave all military assets behind during the forced evacuations of our troops -- and many of them would likely refuse repatriation).

My optimistic thought:
 
Within three months at most, this catastrophe will arrive at a conclusion. However it turns out we will see the endgame well before Bush leaves office. Think about it: CIA-administered enema, diaper, orange jumpsuit, leg irons, goggles, and a fast jet flight rendition to The Hague... for trial... on charges of crimes against all of humanity!

My Investment idea:
 
As soon as possible, purchase the necessary items that you would be buying anyway later this year. Prices will not go lower, and the savings equate to tax-free profits (because you will be consuming the products personally.)

Do this strategically focusing on what you actually need and will use, regardless of whatever else happens...

For example, I personally require food for my face because I am an un-evolved being unable to subsist on just sunlight, water and cosmic vibrations. I am also in desperate need of a new pair of sneakers and some socks.

A conceptual outlook, taking into account the worst while leaving open the possibility of a good outcome, while also not doing anything too insanely extreme, seems to suggest a food stockpile adequate for three months -- and thus is adequate for neighborhood sharing in the event of an emergency situation. (Don't forget bottled water in your hoard!)

P.S. Gold is extremely overbought. Historically these parabolic upwards moves reverse with frightening speed and unimaginable horrors for novices who thought they had a sure thing in hand. That might not be true this time, but the historical precedents must be taken into account.

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