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Bush regime rewards incompetent
and dysfunctional corporations

by Mr. Chuckles, Unknown News       May 3, 2008
 
 
"Heat the tar, Jim-Bob. I'll provide the feathers! And tell Joe-Jim to hold the train, we got him some customers coming! Them fellers from Washington is goin' home today..."
 

This week the Federal Reserve opened up its lending to accept any AAA-rated debt, including bundles student loans, car loans, etc.

Doug Noland describes this nationalization of bad/illiquid debt as "validating" existing debt "structures".

What does that even mean?

It means that the government is fully committed to financially supporting corporations that have "failed the test of marketplace viability".

In other words, incompetent and dysfunctional corporations are being loaned vast sums of money in order that they can continue in business. Or, to put it another way, failures are rewarded handsomely by the Bush regime.

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Part of the Fed's rationale (along with other agents of the Federal Government) for abandoning capitalist principles is that these hunormous fuck-up artists would otherwise be
The outrage is that "The System" is based on fraud, and is a form of theft from the American people.

The wealthiest people and corpora-
tions are given "Get out of jail free cards" and magic "Heads I win, tails you lose" coins.

They borrow from the government at 2% and lend to the people at 6%, and if -- even then! -- they manage to fuck up and lose money, the government stands at the ready to take taxpayer money and bail them out.

This is precisely Wealth Redistribu-
tion, but from the poor to the rich, like an evil Robin Hood.
forced to sell their illiquid bonds in the free market. They would not only be required to publicly confess their enormous mistakes, but the fire sales of distressed debt would drive down all other similar debt packages. And all of the other corrupt idiots would be out of business.

This rationale has a kernel of truth: forced liquidations create great bargains! Willing buyers would step forward to buy, and these buyers would be the smarter, wiser, more competent business people -- who didn't fall for the recent Ponzi schemes. People who wanted to buy homes but wisely decided to wait would be able to afford to do so. The system would cauterize to infected wounds and heal itself, returning to grow even stronger under new, wiser management.

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If you're rolling your eyes and groaning as this Capitalist Dogma is spewed on your computer screen, just hold on for a bit. Consider:

Think about distressed student debt loan packages. Why should national policy "validate" student loan bonds as a concept? Their very existence, and easy access to government guaranteed loans, created the situation where for many years tuition costs rose faster than the inflation rate. Instead of making college affordable the exact opposite has occurred. Instead of investing in student education our government is investing in student loan corporate carpetbaggers!

Similar arguments can be made against "validating" the existing debt structures of credit card debt, medical debt, automobile debt, etc. These systems are dysfunctional in that they create vicious circles: prices rise because the government supports easy lending, which maintains a
high demand for these services even though they have become generally unaffordable to the average person!! Instead of national policies supporting wealth creation via old fashioned Production, our system has devolved into a gigantic wealth extraction enterprise!

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The outrage is that "The System" is based on fraud, and is a form of theft from the American people. The wealthiest people and corporations are given "Get out of jail free cards" and magic "Heads I win, tails you lose" coins. They borrow from the government at 2% and lend to the people at 6%, and if -- even then! -- they manage to fuck up and lose money, the government stands at the ready to take taxpayer
money and bail them out. This is precisely Wealth Redistribution, but from the poor to the rich, like an evil Robin Hood.

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Back in the old days, the really old days of Hunter-Gatherers, when the tribe managed to kill a mastodon everyone in the tribe gorged on the meat. Everyone ate well during the good times.

Later, when agriculture was invented/discovered, it became possible to stockpile food so that even during the bad times everyone ate.

Then Democracy was invented ... and the Kings and Queens never worked again ... even to this day. ... And later, in 1971, Nixon moved the U.S. from the gold standard to a pure, paper currency backed by nothing but promises to pay. Since then the purchasing power of a dollar has decreased to a nickel.

And why is that?

Devolution. Inbreeding. Parasitism.

Take, for example, the Bush regime's signature policy, that the estate tax be permanently repealed. This means that the wealthy families will be perpetually rich and never be required to work, ever (or to learn or grow.)

Imagine a country with countless Paris Hiltons -- millionaires never tested by reality, never forced to dig deep and excel, never offered any incentive to improve.

Which is pretty much what we have today: an upper class of wealthy bunglers who have too much time on their hands and want to run for office.

Like George W. Bush, our inbred, water-brained, devo chuckle-monkey president.
Imagine a country with countless Paris Hiltons -- millionaires never tested by reality, never forced to dig deep and excel, never offered any incentive to improve.

Which is pretty much what we have today: an upper class of wealthy bunglers who have too much time on their hands and want to run for office. Like George W. Bush, our inbred, water-brained, devo chuckle-monkey president. How did we get him? It is as if his father screwed a chimpanzee when the circus came to town! If not for the wealth and power of the Bush-Walker clan, Curious George W. would probably have ended up as an alcoholic, cokehead con-artist used-car salesman with a sub-prime mortgage in foreclosure.

The only good news in all of this is that The System is not only devolving, it is destroying itself. The big question remaining is whether we will replace it with something good and decent.

Will we live up to our dreams, or will we devolve with our present day masters, and create a never-ending nightmare?

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