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Bovine Psychosis, or cow pee in the Potomac!
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by Don Nash, Unknown News May 18, 2008
A prominent Libertarian/antiwar website had a posting about terrorism
and cows peeing in the Potomac. Admittedly, I condense for brevity. I
had no idea there were cows anywhere around or near the Potomac. That
would be of course, the
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Potomac River that runs directly through
Washington, D.C.. You’ll of course remember Washington, D.C.. That’d
be our national capitol and home to all the corporate/special
interest pimps that feed off America’s government. You know like
presidents, vice presidents, attorneys general, secretaries of
defense and state, senators, and all those eerily creepy
representatives
in America’s House of Representatives. Yikes, this
sounds like a horror story and I’m not even passed the first
paragraph. Anyway...
I got curious about cows, the Potomac, and cows that pee in the Potomac,
so I got on the phone with an old friend. Allow me to introduce
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Toss the entire sorry lot out the front door of America’s Capitol and be done with their ‘bovine psychotic’ posteriors and start over.
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you to one Dr. Gurn B. Agrarian. Famed and noted forensic veterinary
pathologist. Dr. Agrarian is a noted author as well. Doc, as we like
to call him, wrote the famous book Cows That Pee In The Potomac and
The People That Eat Those Peeing Cows. Doc’s book is available at
just about any IFA outlet. Dr. Agrarian is an “authority” and that
about says it all.
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I asked the good Dr. Agrarian if there were any correlation between
cows peeing in the Potomac and the curious behavior of America’s
current incarnation of contemptible congresspersons. Dr. Agrarian
stated categorically, “yes there is!” Dr. Agrarian elaborates.
“Cows that pee in the Potomac, hold in their systems a particularly
virulent form of bovine synaptic interruptive virus and that virulent ‘BSIV’ eliminates itself from a Potomac peeing cow in its urine. In
the forensic veterinary pathologic field we call the incubative
terminus of
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an infection by ‘BSIV’, bovine psychosis. It is a rare
infection but, it is inherently dangerous and tough as heck to cure.
In matter of fact, there is no cure and that’s the inherently
dangerous part. My fellow veterinary pathologists have suspected for
years, that’s the symptomatic problem with America’s Congress but
we’ve been so far unable to come to any consensus on treatment or
cure modality. Cows pee in the Potomac and the river runs down to the
ocean past Washington, D.C. and the remainder is fait accompli. Cow
pee in the water running under the bridge if you will. Sorry, that’s
a little veterinary pathology humor. So in answer to your questions,
yes, the cows peeing in the Potomac are problematic and it’s a
serious threat to America’s Homeland Security and yes, we tried to
bring the subject up with that Chertoff clown, but he would hear none
of it. I’m actually a little surprised that the subject has finally
been allowed to surface. Get it? Cow pee on the surface of the
Potomac? Sorry, more veterinary pathology humor. We are actually a
whole lot of fun at a party although, we don’t get too many
invitations to parties. Democrat or Republican.”
I thanked Dr. Agrarian profusely for his august instruction. That
explains any number of “oddities” that ooze from Washington, D.C..
Just about the entire contingent of political dummies on or near the
Beltway are infected with ‘bovine psychosis’ and here America didn’t
even have a clue. America also doesn’t have a cure and doesn’t that
just so figure.
One could suppose that sans any help forthcoming from
America’s veterinary types or the AMA, we’re just going to have to
deal with the politicians and Washington, D.C. the old fashioned way.
Toss the entire sorry lot out the front door of America’s Capitol and
be done with their ‘bovine psychotic’ posteriors and start over.
Golly, we do have an election forthcoming and isn’t that just
synchronous and fortuitous. Darn cows have been peeing in the
Potomac, congresspersons are ripe rampant with ‘bovine psychosis’,
and an election just over the horizon. Yup, seems more than a little
high time for a revolutionary use of the elective process and
determine a “cure” for the incurably and politically stupid.
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