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Does A.P. stand for 'American Propaganda'?

by Angry Annie       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

US and AP say Iranian reaction to nuke offer is unacceptable

This is the A.P., a once-respectable, now rather tawdry news wire: The article's only description of the Iranian response comes from un-named "US officials", nobody who's not connected to US government is cited or quoted, and every paragraph in this article parrots the US position, painting Iran as the uncooperative party. This is basically a US press release, just credited to Associated Press.

Angry Annie
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Despise us, please

by Obese Ballerina       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

US revokes visas of Fulbright scholars from Palestine
 
Excerpt: US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had previously championed efforts by the three Fulbright scholars, residents of the Gaza Strip, to secure exit permits from Israel, which maintains a tight blockade on the Hamas-controlled territory.

"There were four Palestinians who were issued visas about whom we then received additional information," State Department spokesman Gonzalo Gallegos said. "We decided that we needed to take a closer and harder look at them in light of the additional information we received."

Is US foreign policy designed to ensure that America is despised around the world, or is just the accidental outcome of everything Dick Cheney and Condi Rice do? Discuss among yourselves.

Obese Ballerina
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33,000 free passes through airport security

by JR Mooneyham       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Democrats unrelenting in oversight of Bush administration

It sure feels like lots of ONION joke articles are being plagiarized by other parties lately. This may be one of the funniest.

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Musical key to unlocking teenage wasteland

Teenagers are NORMALLY full of angst and mental disturbances. At least I know I was, and virtually every other teen around me at the time. This article though acts like teen music preferences can be warning signs of various things. The gist seemed to be that any teen listening to anything other than religious hymns is likely getting into trouble. I guess the most surprising thing about the piece is that it was written in Australia rather than America.

This article too seems like a good candidate for THE ONION.

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Below is the entire article, detailing how UNencrypted ID info allowing 'free passes' through US airport security for 33,000 people has been lost. And officials didn't even know it was lost for a solid week.

The private company responsible has not lost the contract, and has not been penalized.

Any terrorists using one of the 33,000 lost IDs now enjoys free rein through US security indefinitely (or, until US officials can figure out what's happening). It says so in the article.

Missing laptop with sensitive airport security data found
 
Excerpt: The Transportation Security Administration says a laptop containing the sensitive personal information of 33,000 applicants to an airport security prescreening program has gone missing.

T.S.A. spokesperson Ann Davis told CBS an unencrypted computer storing the personal information on the cards went missing from SFO on July 26th, but the agency was not notified until Sunday.

The TSA has suspended new enrollments in the program, known as Clear, which allows passengers to pay to use special "fast lanes" at airport security checkpoints.

The laptop belonged to a privately run company known as Verified Identity Pass Inc., which operates the program at 17 airports nationwide.

An agency spokesman says the company must notify all affected applicants and show it has installed encryption on all its computers before it can restart enrollments.

Current Clear customers will still be able to use their cards while the breach is sorted out.

JR Mooneyham  (www.jrmooneyham.com/)
I'm not sure what your take is on this -- a lot of people, I think, would add this item to the worry list. I just find it amusing. It illuminates again just how we're being hornswaggled by the very existence of the Department of Homeland Security, an agency which provides no useful service and does so very expensively, very rudely, and very stupidly. I don't think American airport security or national security would be damaged even slightly if DHS was simply shut down.
Helen & Harry
JR Mooneyham replies       unknownnews@inbox.com



Truth is a target meant for extermination

by Herb Ruhs, MD       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

As each new false story is elaborated it necessarily incorporates elements of previous false stories that have stuck in the public mind as elements of reality. Over time the fraction of actual reality that is retained in the public mind is diluted to the point of non-existence.  ... Click for more ... 

Herb Ruhs, MD
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America's split personality on Iran

by The Canadian       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

The US approach to Iran, of late, has been one I would characterize as a "split personality". On the one hand, I have been noting messages of acquiescence from the US Admin towards the Iranian nuclear issue. On the other hand, there is the continuation of economic and military threat (backed up by real assets in theatre).

Israel's desire to have the US sanction a hit against Iran appears to have dissipated within the current US Administration. (Not that dissenting world opinion has ever stopped the Israelis from military action re. Osirak)

This discourse of messages disseminating from the US is completely unlike the consistent messages communicated prior to the 2nd hit against Iraq.

Based on what I have read, it is possible that this diversion of messages concerning its stance on the Iranian nuclear issue is due to:
 
1. a deep division within the US Admin between those in favor of a military strike against Iran and those not in favor of such action;

2. the realization that the US cannot effectively open another military front in their "war against Terror", and;

3. the deep economic troubles within the US economy.

I wonder, however, if this discourse of messages is a PsyOp designed to lull Iran/Syria into a false sense of security?

TC
PS: I will be away for awhile...
I hope your time away is for pleasure, not work. Don't vacation in the Middle East. Cuba sounds nice.
Helen & Harry
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An almost depression

by Pavel C.       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Re Hard to do by Siskiyousis
Yes, but WHO will do the breaking?
It would have to be Congress. Anti-trust law should be expanded to include a "just too freaking big" provision.

There will be calls to bail out GM and/or Ford if/when they go through the formality of actually declaring their insolvency and filing the bankruptcy paperwork. I think that would be wasted money because their management has proven itself incompetent, and their legacy structures -- the unions and retirement packages -- won't be sustainable with downsized companies.

So it isn't just banks and brokerages that can destroy our economy. Really, any corporation that is far too big to be allowed to fail is no longer operating in the "free market".

I think also that as the recession grows and becomes an almost depression, that there will be serious calls to socialize healthcare costs in the U.S. That is the number one way that U.S. business can lower their cost structures and return to profitability.

Pavel C.
Siskiyousis replies       unknownnews@inbox.com



Or else

by Rebecca       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Military coup in Mauritania

Support the troops, baby, or the troops will take over your government.

Rebecca
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Jesus

by Brick Pillow       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Church defies county citation, won't stop housing homeless

How refreshing to see a Christian leader in the news who isn't an obvious abomination to everything Christ taught.

Brick Pillow
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Hold your nose

by bdf       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Re With Obama, a little uncertainty by JR Mooneyham

Over here, in reality, you don't vote for the best candidate you vote for the least worst candidate.

If it's a three-way race, with first-past-the-post voting, you don't even get to vote for the least worst candidate, you get to vote for the least worst of the candidates that stand a reasonable chance of winning.

Sorry, that's just how it works. You might believe in a three-way race that the independent candidate is the best of the bunch, but if you vote for him all you're doing is throwing your vote away and increasing the possibility that the really fucking evil candidate wins. Few of the alternatives to first-past-the-post are any better because all can be "gamed" to some extent.

It would be different if we had a voting system that meets the Condorcet criteria, such as pair-wise comparison. Then your ballot could indicate that you really, really want Nader, but if you can't have him then you really want Gore, and there's no way on earth you'd accept Bush. But the problem is you need computers to tally that kind of vote and we do not have trustworthy computerized voting systems as it is. It could be done, but not under this maladministration.

So hold your nose and vote for Obama. He might, if some extreme tinfoil-hat wearers are to be believed, be just as bad as McSame. But there's a chance that Obama isn't as bad as McSame, whilst it is 100% fucking guaranteed that McSame is as bad as McSame.

bdf
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Stocking up

by Sherri B.       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

41 million credit and debit card numbers allegedly
stolen by hacking retailers' wireless networks


I put this article's exact title ["11 charged in connection with credit card fraud"] into yahoo and every link says something a bit different so take with a grain of salt. This is also A.P.

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US: Iran reaction to nuke offer unacceptable
 
Excerpt: In Brussels, an EU diplomat said the Iranian reply was being analyzed and would be discussed "very soon" by Solana and senior diplomats from the six countries that made the offer -- Britain, China, France, Germany, Russia and the United States. The State Department said those diplomats would hold a conference call Wednesday to discuss the way ahead, and the US officials said a discussion of new sanctions on Iran could begin as early as then.

Iran is currently under three sets of UN Security Council sanctions and could soon face a fourth unless it accepts the incentives package. In addition, the United States, the European Union and individual EU members have imposed their own unilateral sanctions against Iranian banks and other institutions.

I can't remember now. Before heading into Iraq how many sets of sanctions did we give them before we "decided" to go forth into war? I'm trying to get some timing in place. Also I'm stocking supplies like you wouldn't believe. Coleman is now my best catalog friend. As well as BACKWOODS HOME magazine.

Sherri B.
I don't remember how many rounds of sanctions there were, just the general gist. Everything the US said at the time seemed fake to me, but I remember thinking it might all be an enormous bluff, because I hadn't yet concluded with 100% certainty that Bush and Cheney are out of their minds. This time around, of course, we all know better.
Helen & Harry
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As if

by Wig       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Iraq's Kurdish regional president slams election bill as 'conspiracy'

Real Iraqi reconciliation taking place?

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US Air Force think tank warns against attack on Iranian nuclear facilities

As if George Bush cares.

Wig
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Is Obama better than McCain?

by Prophet 451       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Re With Obama, a little uncertainty by JR Mooneyham

Is he better than McCain? Really, that's the only question that matters now. Obama has never been as progressive as I would like and right now, I'm scratching my head over his campaign but the late Molly Ivins once said that in the primary, she voted to change the world but in the general, she voted for the lesser evil so really, the only thing that matters now is: Is he better than McCain?

Prophet 451
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Kindergarten economics

by Gertrude Q.       Wednesday, August 6, 2008         PERMANENT LINK  

Offshore drilling is NOT the answer to high gas prices at the pump

Sigh, does this really need to be explained?

Gertrude Q.
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Dialogue  for
Wednesday, August 6, 2008 

Does A.P. stand for
'American Propaganda'?

by Angry Annie
Despise us, please by Obese Ballerina
33,000 free passes
through airport security

by JR Mooneyham
Truth is a target
meant for extermination

by Herb Ruhs, MD
America's split personality on Iran by The Canadian
An almost depression by Pavel C.
Or else by Rebecca
Jesus by Brick Pillow
Hold your nose by bdf
Stocking up by Sherri B.
As if by Wig
Is Obama better than McCain?
by Prophet 451
Kindergarten economics by Gertrude Q.

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