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Bend-over-backwards pacifism

by Walt Franklin, Dec. 28, 2004

I am a veteran of the Korean War. I lost my left leg in that war, and I saw my friends lose their lives. You know nothing of that, and I have no patience for your brand of bend-over-backwards pacifism. You would turn the other cheek for terrorists, let them attack the world trade centers and respond by giving them the coordinates for Mount Rushmore. You make me sick. You're traitors, anti-American vultures, stupid pansyass spoiled brats who have no appreciation for the freedoms veterans like myself have put our lives on the line to protect. You spit on all that sacrifice, you spit on the American flag. I wish your hammer-and-sicle statements in time of war would be punished for what they are, sheer treason. I wish you were in prison where you belong.

Walt Franklin      
franklinw@usa.com      
We don't pledge allegiance to the hammer and sickle, and we've never spat on an American flag. We're not pacifists. We advocate arresting and trying the terrorists of September 11, and lifelong imprisonment for anyone involved in the crime whose guilt can be established in a court of law. We advocate respect and lifelong health benefits for American veterans.

Respectfully, I wish you had two legs, and your friends from the Korean war were still alive. At best, you gave your leg and your friends gave their lives to protect South Korea from North Korean communism. But that's not a cause I would sacrifice a single American soldier's leg or life for. And of course it had nothing to do with defending America or protecting any American's freedom.

You were duped by American leaders who didn't give a damn about you, Walt. Just like America's soldiers in Iraq -- good men and women -- are being duped today.
Helen & Harry

Doesn't give a crap

by Conner Poland, Dec. 9, 2004

WOW! Un-believable!!!

I happened across your site; I could say sooo much but it would take days!! So I'll just try to condense it as best as possible. Although you do make some tiny points here and there, you end up with lunacy. You people are too stupid... I mean, it is truly laughable! You can't possibly belive the crap you have up on your site! What pin-heads!! I think I've discovered the dividing line between liberals and conservitives;... It is a large-scale breakdown of common sense coupled with and overactive crybaby-gene along with an absense of the moral-gene. You people are doing a great job of making so many of us out here feel better about ourselves. I mean after reading your pathetic rant articles, how could a person not feel better about themselves? Hell, I'm truly glad I'm not you! I'm here just shaking my head in dissbelief of the utter stupidity of some(most) of the things I've read on your site- with the exception of many of the hate-replys you've shown on your site, I will say the vulgarity on their part should have been less. Never the less, you do have it coming. Hey, think on this," Though the village idiot has the right to speak, the rest of us don't have to listen to you!" We certianly know better than to buy your load of BS,... You're morons; and those of us that have sense- "DO" see you as idiots.- it's clear! I bet you couldn't find your butt with both hands. It's not that you're stupid so we're picking on you; It's your stupid, and you have an agenda that is dangerous and corrosive so, someone has to slap you up-side the head since you won't listen to reason. I guess that's where the stupid part comes in. If you aren't able to to be a wise man/woman at least try to find one and listen to them instead of talking- (as you are doing). Did you get that? Perhaps you don't have the wise gene; there's nothing wrong with that, but there is something wrong with not recognizing it.

When you, find a man that knows not, and knows he knows not; teach him, he is a student.

When you find a man that knows, and knows he knows- Listen to him, he is a teacher

When you find a man that knows not- and knows not that he knows not, Get away from him!- He is a fool

(You two and many of the rest of your pin-head psudo-collumnist's are not in the 2nd line above -- nothing wrong with that -- only not knowing it is wrong)

Sincerely,
Conner Poland      
ConnerRayPoland@msn.com      

PS Please excuse any type-o's. Oh yeah, go ahead and post my info; I'd be glad to be seen as standing on the other side of stupid! So post away!!! I don't give a crap!
Of course, we can't really respond, when there's nothing to respond to. You've written almost 500 angry words, but it's pure piffle -- not a whisper of anything that might let us guess what article, concept, chit-chat, or perspective on the news you're disagreeing with.
Helen & Harry
[Dec. 16, 2004]   I'm speaking of the general tone of "much of" the content at your site; but, you keep clinging to the selfindulging denile. You know very well what I'm getting at, Truly, it is your site that is the "piffle" in fact, it's riddled with it; you know it and we ( those with common sense) know it. You catter to pin heads that "don't know, and don't know that they don't know. Yes,.. you do know what I'm getting at. Your site is a moron buffet. Some people have no business leading other people. And again, Yes, you do know what I'm saying don't you...
Conner Poland      
ConnerRayPoland@msn.com      
It took you a week to come up with this retort? And you have nothing to say to Hugh or name withheld?

We'll ask again, what article, concept, chit-chat, or perspective on the news are you disagreeing with? And of course, again, you won't answer.

Actually, "a moron buffet" is clever enough I suspect you're pulling our leg, but at any rate: Strike two.
Helen & Harry
[Dec. 17, 2004]   It most certianly did not take a week for me to "come up with that retort" (unless you can do better than 142 IQ I would suggest that you put a lid on your weak attempt to call me slow -witted) I get to you whenever I see fit, you are not that important to respond to immediately unless I choose to do it.
So it took you a week.
So let's just get that straight from the start. If you have all the time in the world to just sit and respond to email, then you truly have one pathetic life. Next, as I said "already" ;or are you dense?! I was responding to the general (liberal) tone of the (liberal) rants on your site.- A general tone, a compilational tone from many different responses of many different articles. I already said it once,... Did you get it this time? If not, that's too bad, as I do not have time to tutor you in comon sense reading. You are proving to be one of those hard-headed types. Have you ever heard of the notion of hard-headed -to the point of stupidity? How's that for a response?! don't think for a minute that I won't respond to you and put you in your place, I'm so tired of the liberal cancer that's infecting the world; I'm getting tired of babying you people. You're like true-blue, dumb-ass, hardheaded, little children.

The truth is, some people do not have what it takes to " manage, lead, teach, rally, direct, etc..." other people and groups of people. there is not one thing wrong with that(!),... unless you refuse to see it for what it is; at which point you become a hinderance to those that could be leading and to those that would be learning and being rallied from a more quallified leader/ teacher etc.... I've told you this too but, you seem to be hard headed. I suspect you will pick and choose bit's and pieces of this response too- and then re-assemble it like some piece of abstract art- Read the whole damn thing this time - twice if needed; sit down and think about it too if required, before you hand me back my Mona Lisa looking like picaso! Yes indeed, "Moron buffet". I'm getting tired of repeating myself.

Conner Poland      
ConnerRayPoland@msn.com      
The feeling is mutual; we're tired of your repitition too, responding neither to our questions nor comments from others.

Per rule 5, farewell, sir.
Helen & Harry

We are farts

by Eric G., Nov. 23, 2004

your stupid cunts and thumsuckers. your speaking against christ and bush but only untill one or the other puts his foot down and puts anend to you. therell be a price to pay. great men like them made america great and pewny minds like you “Helen & Harry” are just farts. you are farts and god will have no mercy on you so why dont you shut up and stop your wining, your a embarasment to the u s of a. assholes.

Eric Goetz      
xxx@xxx.xxx      
You’re a yawn, but if you’re up to the intellectual challenge, please point out a specific article or concept we've gotten wrong, a citation where we've spoken against Christ, how we've embarrassed America, etc. ...

Also, please study up on the difference between “your” and “you’re,” "wining" and "whining," etc.
Helen & Harry
Thank you, Bob.

by Eric G., Nov. 26, 2004

i think i owe you an apology. i sent an angry letter several days ago, and you responded snippy but I deserved it and I expected worse. you printed my email and my email address and that got me even madder ... but now comes the hard part, the apology.

i got an email from someone named Bob, who talked to me politely but also like i was a two-year-old, and explained things to me. there are some things i really care about and other things where i just have a visceral reaction and that was my response to your website. you deserved better and i apologize. i still think your positions are wrong, but i am going to force myself to read your guys's opinions for a month before i say anything more, and when i do respond again it will be more with my brain and less with my temper.

thank you, Bob.

Eric G.      
Takes courage to apologize sincerely. You've got my respect and a hug, Eric. I'm taking your email address off the hate mail page, and I'm looking forward to hearing from you again in the future.
Helen & Harry

Crap

by Benson Lord, Nov. 20, 2004

What a broad-based load of lying crap your site is.

Benson Lord      
bensonlord@yahoo.com      
Thank you -- we do try to be broad-based.

And of course, being an honest person yourself, you'll now point out a specific article or concept we've lied about ... ?
Helen & Harry

Rot in hell

by jh chandler, Nov. 2, 2004

freaks

you and your readers are all freakin' freaks.
you will all rot in hell for not supporting George W Bush.
J.H. Chandler      
bwatts53@yahoo.com      

God bless America and God damn you

by unsigned, Oct. 25, 2004

You can't be as stupid as what you say. A big fucking apology [Editor's note: We're guessing this refers to 'Defeating terrorists without wars'] -- not FROM the fucking towelhead savages who attaked america but TO the savages????? You need the well-deserved treatment they gave ol' Abner the illegal immigrant in New York, fuckheads. You need a dirty toilet plungers so far up you ass shit comes squirting out your eyes. its funny because its true.

God bless America and god damn the traitors like you.

unsigned      
rockin_republican@yahoo.com      
Abner Louima was an American citizen, tortured by American police. He was not an illegal immigrant, committed no crime, and under our Bill of Rights he cannot have "deserved" the punishment he received.

Your use of Louima's case as a joke or a threat only shows your profound disrespect and hatred for the principles upon which America was founded -- so I'm not surprised that you consider yourself a "rockin' Republican."
Helen & Harry

Passing gas and failing English

by Clarence Jarvie, Oct. 2, 2004

Smell my fartss, you liberal al Qieda dryd scum stains

Clarence Jarvie      
clarencejarvie@yahoo.com      

Brain dead?

by Gary Schmidt, Sept. 22, 2004

Yes, You assholes are...

Gary Schmidt      
TGSHOUSEMASTER@aol.com      
All we ask, when folks disagree, is that they cite a specific article or concept we've gotten wrong. And for so many of the brain dead, that’s asking too much.

Cheers,
Helen & Harry
Do not specifically remember the article, but if I called the writer brain-dead; then most assuredly the author is, or was, brain dead.

Gary Schmidt      
TGSHOUSEMASTER@aol.com      
Do you believe that your vague insults reflect "brain life"?
Helen & Harry

That's comedy

by Benjie Watts, Sept. 3, 2004

It's better than the Onion ... and as good as Scrappleface ... your site is the best parody site on the net ...

Do what? You're serious? You believe this stuff? Nevermind.

Benjie Watts      
bwatts53@yahoo.com      

Unknown News is perfect for stupid fucks

by Evan Washington, Sept. 2, 2004

You are a stupid fuck and your website is perfect for other stupid fucks. You don't care that 5,000 people were melted or jumped to their deaths from the World Trade Center. You don't care whether it happens again or a third or fourth time. It's people like you who pass the hat to send condolences to the families of the kamikaze pilots and hijackers.

You're a lucky stupid fuck, lucky to be born in a country that tolerates stupid fucks and lucky that George Bush was president when America was attacked and not that pathetic spineless traitor Alvin Gore. He probably would have spent all day September 11 apologizing to the Arab world like you want, and America would have been attacked half a dozen times more since then.

Like most stupid fucks, you live in a perpetual state of childhood, living on fairy tales where the whole world sings a Coke commercial together and we all just get along. Step outside your stupid fuck preconceptions and you'll find out that the world is full of evil murderers who want to kill people, and coddlers like you and Clinton just invite them to kill Americans. The killers took your invitation once, you stupid fuck. And now you invite them again.

Evan Washington      
evanwashington@realtyagent.com      
My guess is that you're disagreeing with this, from Tuesday ("If America wants to win the war on terror, it’s takes only two simple steps: First, a loud, public apology for every atrocity sponsored and perpetrated by US tax dollars since World War II ..."). If so, it would be helpful if you could point out a specific fact or concept we've gotten wrong.

We would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Almost all your other assertions, however, are either demonstrably incorrect (like the number of WTC casualties or VP Gore's first name) or matters of conjecture (such as our stupid fuckyness).
Helen & Harry
[Sept. 9, 2004] It was already obvious that you're stupid fucks, Highwaters, now it is becoming apparent that you're stupid cowards as well. If you're unwilling to engage me in philosophic debate, skulk away or block my emails, as your website repeatedly threatens you'll do. But having your friends and henchmen send a series of obnoxious emails, insulting me rudely, just shows your own inability to face the issues.

How childlike. How immature. What stupid fucks. How happy I am, not to be you.

Evan Washington      
evanwashington@realtyagent.com      
If you'd like to chat, we again invite you to cite a specific article or concept we've gotten wrong. As yet, you've raised no issue at all, and offered only insults.

As clearly stated on our dialogue page, we publish all incoming hate mail, with the authors' email addresses attached. This effectively invites people to chat with you in the manner you prefer, but we'll promptly apologize ... if the emails you've received are as rude as the emails you've sent.
Helen & Harry
[Sept. 18, 2004] Your stupid fuck friends continue bombarding me with their stupid fuck messages like the stupid fucks that they are. They, like you, are thoroughly unable to respond intelligently to the points made.

Hey, I read on your website that you're moving to the pinko commie capital of the world, Madison WisCommieConsin. I just wanted to drop you this note, hoping you crash and burn on the interstate. Fuck you and die!

Evan Washington      
evanwashington@realtyagent.com      
We've asked and asked again for you to cite something specific, something we've gotten wrong, so we could chat about it. If you're a joke we've laughed, and if you're for real we've laughed anyway.

But we do have a time limit, and you've now reached it. Strike three, you're out.
Helen & Harry

It's not up for discussion

by Julius, Aug. 3, 2004

Hi,

I just read this on one of your pages:

9/11 and October Surprise scandal
from David H., with comments from Helen & Harry Highwater April 22, 2003

When will the FBI polygraphers arrest George Bush Sr. and Robert Gates for planning the 9/11 attacks?

Google and type in "Operation Ringwind"

Sincerely,

David H.      
Google and type in "fairy tales."
Helen & Harry

Really, I found this to be the stupidest remark I've seen on a 'news' site in ages.

Have you even done what he asked you to do ?

Have you ever read "Defrauding America" ?

You dare think these are fairy tales ?

You two deserve to be accidently assassinated in some upcoming 'terrorist attack' or something.

Don't bother replying, it's not up for discussion.

Julius      
jult@jult.net      
We reply if we wish to reply.

I would only wonder, is this routine for you? Do you often convince people you're not a conspiracy theory nut, but writing such well-reasoned notes?
Helen & Harry

A reasoned, thoughtful argument

by harvgin30@aol.com, July 14, 2004

You are all aBunch of left wing liberal scum.

unsigned      
harvgin30@aol.com      


Stupid, stupid, stupid librals

by Cletis Brand, July 6, 2004

I just read your stupid idiotec "Iraq better off with Sadam" and you are a diaria-eating shit-for-brains. "When Saddam walked among his people they all had guns, they could have shot him any time ... but they didn't. He was comfortable around his people. SURE he was feared, but he was respected too."

You are fucking stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid librals. You are yet another example of the insanity that spews from librals like a sewer link to Lennan and Marxes graves. You are literally pissing on the American flag. Put down marijuana cigaret and turn off the Greatful Dead and smell reality ounce or twice in your insulated ivory-tower eleet lives.

Cletis Brand      
cletisbrand@hamptonroads.com      
Insults from people who don't know what "literally" means make us chuckle. Loudly, literally.

I'll forward your comments to the article's author, in case she'd like a laugh, too.

Helen & Harry

No Subject

by chris palmer, June 18, 2004

what a bunch of dumbasses

Chris Palmer      
wvmountaineers1@msn.com      


BULLSHIT. FIX IT YOURSELF

by Jim Stokes, June 16, 2004

YOU ARE A JOKE & A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME.

YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY CONVOLUTED SET OF CRITERIA THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW.

GO DO SOMETHING GOOD.

GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF US.

Jim Stokes      
jstokes@mninter.net      


Took a big dump in your mouth

by Steve Destin, May 12, 2004

What a crappy site you have. Worthless brainwashed ideologue. You wouldn't know facts if they took a big dump in your mouth.

Regards,

Steve Destin      
steve@1stalliance.net      

Typical Marxist-Socialist SHIT-for-brains Democrat fucks

by Mark Xxxxxx, April 1, 2004

Re: My previous missive.

WHO AM I KIDDING? Howdy, you all may not see anything sent before this one because as I browsed further into your unending pile of filth I came to the realization that you believe in free speech ONLY for those who agree with you. Typical Marxist-Socialist SHIT-for-Brains Democrat fucks. So, screw you.

Mark Xxxxxx      
xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx      
Sorry, we've received no previous missive from you, but we're sure looking forward to future communications.

If you think we're incorrect about something, please cite a specific article, a concept, or a fact we've gotten wrong. We're eager to learn. Thanks!
Helen & Harry
It seemed impossible for you Radical Leftist pieces of dog fesces to come up with a lower, more sick, twisted mind to express her/his diseased world view and spew out more hatrad of our President during time of war, but you've sure done it. Everything that sniveling, whinning bitch, Linda the Liar Thomas says about how "tragic" is is for this little Junior Terrorist, Mustafa Hussein to have bought the farm disgusts me. Her words are at best those of an agent provacatuer and at worst Treason. I wish her a excrutiatingly long, painful death...and soon.

Mark Xxxxxx      
xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx      
Who's Linda Thomas?
Helen & Harry
So much for your policy statements. I might have known that you lying scum would not keep your word -- after all when one has no honor why tell the truth about your publication policy? Your publishing of my name and e-mail address, contrary to your stated policy, constitute a terroristic threat and an incitement to violence on my person. I am turning this over to the local United States Attorney for action. Do not carry any identification of me, beyond my first name. Mark.

Mark Xxxxxx      
xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx      
We've always -- well, *usually* been quite patient when thunderously rude, vulgar, insulting people wander into our in-box, and we've been quite patient with you.

We'd still like to know who Linda Thomas is, or why you've sent three rude, vulgar, and insulting emails in less than 24 hours. Perhaps you're an April Fool's joke. But dear Mark, when you're this rude, vulgar, and insulting, you shouldn't be too startled when strangers don't react politely.

"So much for your policy statements," you write, but we spell out pretty plainly how we'll respond to hate mail on the dialogue page, on the guidelines page, etc. Apparently you missed it:
"When we publish incoming emails, we usually edit out the sender's last name, email address, or anything else that would tend to uniquely identify the author (if we slip up, please let us know). But if your email is unambiguously intended only to annoy, insult, or threaten us, we'll publish all the details, and leave it on-line forever."
We're happy with this policy, because it has reduced the flow of hate mail. If you're not happy with it, if you'd like your name and email address removed, look on the hate mail page, look directly under the warning I've quoted, toward the bottom of the left column:
"If you'd like to have your name and email address removed from this hate mail collection, simply send an apology for your rudeness, ask that your name and email address be deleted, and don't bother us again.

"Or better yet, after you've apologized *do* stay in touch, but try communicating as a responsible adult, instead of a furious child."
So all we ask, Mark, is that you ask nicely and cease pestering us -- and your name and email address will be promptly removed from our website. Or, if you're in less of a hurry, we can wait until you or a U.S. Attorney can procure a judge's order. Your choice.

But please, let us know quickly. We generally block email from people who've sent three waste-of-time emails, and this is your third strike.

Cordially,
Helen & Harry

[Apology received, name and email address removed. But we still don't know who Linda Thomas is, or what any of the above was about.]

Supersize conspiracies

by Fly Swatter, March 19, 2004

I have been visiting UnknownNews for a few weeks, intrigued at first but then drawn more by your nuttiness and childlike innocence than anything else.

It’s like you think everything that goes wrong anywhere is part of some intricate supersize conspiracy hatched by GW Bush. Every evil in the world traces back to that one man, and every virtue springs from Bill & Hillary Clinton.

Highwaters, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything, so please don’t take it personally but you’re imbeciles. Both your IQs put together would still add up to an imbecile. You’re fucking retards, drooling mongoloids, demented delusional chickenshiteating fagloving cocksuckers. Ooooh, look out, the Rosicrucians are gaining on the Bilderbergers …

Highwaters, you’re fucking insane.

Fly Swatter      
flyswatter@the-big-apple.com      
This is definitely higher quality than the typical hate mail we receive. Which is not to say it's of high quality.

If, in your alleged “weeks” of visiting Unknown News, you had clicked our about page, our FAQ, or bothered to read even one article, you’d have noticed that we never write about the common conspiracy theories, except to disdain them.

Your eagerness to bang out insults, Mr Swatter, makes me wonder whether you even know what a conspiracy is. It’s two or more people working together toward nefarious ends. Crimes of the largest scale are rarely planned or committed by one person acting alone, so almost all major crimes -- the pedophile priests cover-up, the millions killed in Vietnam, the on-going heist at Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, etc. -- are conspiracies, by definition.

Unlike conspiracy theorists, however, we claim no special knowledge about who’s to blame, and we don’t peddle, create, or endorse screwball theories.

Helen & Harry

Our a loser?

by guy deffinger, March 16, 2004

your a loser get a life.

Guy Deffinger      
guyd00@isoc.net      
We welcome criticism from people with no grasp of capital letters, contractions, or punctuation.

However, due to your inability to coherently elucidate what we're incorrect about — a specific article, a concept, or a fact we've gotten wrong -- we have nothing to respond to.
Helen & Harry

Is this the “freedom” you believe in?

by Joseph Carnes, March 9, 2004

Do you think our Founding Fathers meant for your “freedom” to include rape videos? Is this the “freedom” you believe in, the “freedom” of “gay marriage” and Sodom and Gomorrah and absolutely everyone doing absolutely anything they want any time they feel like it?
Yes.
Helen & Harry
Shake your fist at God, rage against His laws. They say you can't fight city hall, and you're trying to fight God. You are an hilarious bufoon!

In America, for now, the powers that be are patient with your kind of libertine amorality. For now, but that will change. It is our intent to make America again what it was once, a Christian nation. If you understand the term, you would do well to be afraid. God's law will condemn you at Judgment Day. Luke 13:25. America's law should do no less. Your life so far has been one long “grace period”, but believe this: the “grace period” is coming to an end. You will be called to account for your statements, by God, but first by His Christian Nation.

Joseph Carnes      
jcarnes@jesusanswers.com      
I have no “rage” at your God -- he's left a book of guidance, and he's left me alone to decide whether to read it and heed it. I like that live-and-let-live attitude.

You could follow your god's example -- and leave others alone to decide things for themselves. But instead you're working to make America a "Christian nation," the same way Afghanistan was a Muslim nation.

Joe, you're the red white and blue Taliban.
Helen & Harry
You WILL remove my email from your website AT ONCE or you will hear from my lawyer. I have absolutely had it with spaz liberals who think they can jerk me around. You have no right to print that private email, jackass lady dumbbell. I am one angry Christian and that means I will teach you the law of man. YOU WILL REMOVE THAT EMAIL AT ONCE. I expect to receive your email informing me that you have removed my UNAUTHORIZED material from your vile website by noon today or I shall commence legal action. I am most definitely not kidding around. It would be FUN to sue you for everything you own. TAKE MY EMAIL OFF YOUR WEBSITE.

Joseph Carnes      
jcarnes@jesusanswers.com      
You wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper -- me. You might have rough luck finding a lawyer who'll sue me for publishing it.

But I'll remove your letter instantly if you'll just ask nicely, Joe. I'm a nice lady.

I'm not good at following orders, though.

So if asking nice is too much to ask, you'll have to sue us -- you big lovable Christian you. Our address is here, when you're ready to send papers.

Helen & Harry

I hope you die of AIDS alone and unloved

by Proud to Be An American, Feb. 10, 2004

I hate you I hope you die of AIDS alone and unloved I hope your last months are filled wit misery and fear and pain with pus-oozing infected blisters on your [edited] and armpits and mouth.

Yo're a total disgrace to your country. You live in the worlds greatest countrie and you don't appreciate it, you dom't know what it is to be a patriot.

I wish you had been born in Saddum's Iraq, captured and tortured for years. The man was a fuckng rabbid animal, a savage mass murderer -- and assholes like you supported him!! You wanted the US to leave him alone, king for life. Yo're on his side. You love his tirany, yo're a traitor.

You deserve nitemayors and misery all the days of your stupid lives.

Proud to Be An American      
loveamerica10@lycos.com      
We opposed Saddam's tyranny while the US funded it.
Helen & Harry

The incredibly stupid have a right to blither

by Michelle Pearson, Feb. 8, 2004

My sister, who is really into figuring out all the bullshit regarding the BSE forwarded me to a couple of pages on your website. Then I snooped around some more.

I must admit, your pages seem to contain the most radical, mis-informed bullshit that I’ve ever come across in the whole BS of the BSE. I don’t even know where to start in criticizing. Guess I only hope that your readers have common sense to laugh at your efforts of ‘informing the public’. But I guess even the incredibly stupid have a right to blither, as in your case.

So good luck to you and yours. May the vehicle that drove you to your glass bubble, beat the odds and not crash and kill you. But then again, you'd argue that too -- right!

Michelle Pearson      
stretchmek@hotmail.com      
If you're able to figure out where to start criticizing, by citing a specific concept or fact we've gotten wrong, we'll be happy to consider your points.
Helen & Harry

Dreaming of an Osama tomorrow

by Chet Cornelius, Jan. 7, 2004

Bunch of liberal wankers dreaming of an Osama tomorrow — I noticed that your email address is "newsuneed" shouldnt that be booze you need? And lots of it! hahahahaha

Worship Osama, and worry about Bush

It won't be long after the landslide Republican victory of 2004 until you're locked up as you should be

booze now, bread and water later! hahahaha

Chet Cornelius      
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A fucking Christian nation

by Al Gellar, Jan. 5, 2004

Fuck you if you don't know America is a Christian nation. Fuck you if you don't understand that this nation is UNDER GOD. ALMIGHTY GOD WILL DEAL WITH YOU AND SEND YOU TO BURN IN HELL FOR EVER AND EVER ETERANLY. You are too stupid to feel the heat yet but you will. You will.

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Spoken like Christ himself.

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