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Commie claptrap
by Lee Zable
| Oct. 25, 2007 |
So I've been looking around your so-called "Unknown News" and I haven't yet found anything that's either news or unknown. Just a lot of anti-America terrorist-coddling gay-friendly God-hating communist claptrap.
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Try reading, instead of just "looking around."
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Helen & Harry
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A true country based on the one true religion
by Daniel Anderson
| August 31, 2007 |
We are all under attack and still for some people 9/11 isnt enough to fight for. We have a true country based on the one true religion, and a true family not a handful of fagguts looking for civil unions, and we are not a bunch of appeser pussies like you that want to give to the keys to every Christian church and every corridor of American government to the facist jihady Muslum Arabs and jab a flower in their smelly turbans. Bunch of treasonous idiots. Why is it that you drug-drenched smartass hippie America-haters never say a single word about the facist jihady Muslum insane Arabs who say in so many words theyre planing to invade America and to bomb our homes, to enslave all to us, make us all Muslums, slip our throats, starve us of our oil and put an end to our way of the life?
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We don't often discuss such things, because we're not delusional. We're not stupid enough to believe that hoards of bogeymen are going to bomb, enslave, convert and kill us all, and then refuse to sell us oil. We're not cowering in the corner like you and your family, crapping our pants over every scary story anyone recites on TV, and handing over all of America's freedoms one by one without any fight at all.
Instead, we're defending America from people who would truly destroy it -- people like you.
Hope that answers your question?
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Helen & Harry
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Our hatwe filled website
by Chris Fortney
| August 24, 2007 |
Re Silly poltical hatred
Don't cry -- whining is okay. I stand by my original statement. I love freedom and fought for it. What is silly is your hatwe filled website which has nothing to do with freedom and everything to do with your own weakness. And if you think my poost qualified as hate mail you are even more lame then I originally thought.
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Not since about third grade have I cared about insults from strangers, so we're not crying, just chuckling.
I care about America, though, and you describe yourself as an "American Patriot," so I wonder -- have you noticed that thousands of Americans are being slaughtered for nothing in Iraq? Do you care about that, dear patriot? Have you noticed that America's President is setting up a dictatorship where the Constitution once was? Does that trouble you in the slightest? Does it matter to you that every principle America allegedly stands for is being trampled by treason in the White House?
If you give a damn about your country, I would politely urge you to snap out of your stupor and join the battle to save this nation.
Or, if all you care about is e-mailing strangers to tell them that they're "lame", well then, I guess your work here is done.
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Helen & Harry
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Things I hate
by Lynne Raisley
| June 26, 2007 |
These things I despise: hatred of other people, lambasting those who are not liberal, forgetting to follow that which is good and true and oh yes pointing out the sins of others while not looking in the mirror to see who is the greatest hypocrite. This website and all others like it make me sick to my stomach. There is no reasoning with you. "Come let us reason together says the Lord" That is what it's all about. And this website is not worth a nickle.
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Helen & Harry
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You have been blacklisted
by pittershawn palmer
| June 19, 2007 |
The user pittershawn@pittershawn.com does not accept mail from your address and will not
receive your message.
You have been blacklisted.
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We haven't heard from or sent anything to Pittershawn Palmer in almost a week, not since "Well, this was an enlightening discussion." So we're flattered that Pittershawn took the trouble to type us this note.
It makes me think back more than a few years, to a time when I lived on the back side of a run-down apartment building downtown, with just one small window that offered a view of three dumpsters on the ground below. The dumpsters were always full and overflowing with trash generated from a restaurant and other businesses in the building's first floor. On muggy or hot days the stench from the dumpsters was remarkable, a horrid scent that floated right in through my window if it was open.
Thanks for closing the window, Pittershawn.
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Helen & Harry
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Silly poltical hatred
To Bad ... I thought I could get some insight on some issues at this site. Once I saw the qoute "Do you ever wonder why the Bush/Cheney Administration hates America so" I realized that it was the people responsible for this site that are haters and likely anything found here will be so poltically tainted as to be useless to an American citizen. Too bad you let silly poltical hatred get in the way of providing information.
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We hate people who hate freedom, and we have little patience for people who think that's silly.
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Helen & Harry
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Anal fixation
i did not know wisconsin had any b.igger asshole than david obey, but you proved me wrong
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What methodology are you using to collect your comprehensive database of rectal aperture measurements?
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An "aero x pert" weighs inLeon, I read some of your work.
Friend, that stuff you have been sipping is not really Cool-aid! Pull your head out, stand up straight, wipe the brown stuff from your eyes, blow your nose, and get a life that does not include worrying about matters related to national governance. You will be happier, live longer, and become a better human being.
Cordially,
So HA !
you are comedic liars. I find it funny that you think that everyone who doesn't agree with your insane views are stupid. shine in you crazy diamonds we'll keep laughing at you, because one thing is for sure, your efforts are completely ineffectual. You have just as much cred as the weekly world news . Your site is nothing more than comedy . So HA !
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Since you've called my wife and I liars, could you kindly point out a lie we've told? Just one example will suffice, will establish that we're liars, so please show us a fact we've cited anywhere on our website that isn't factual.
We're asking politely, and waiting patiently.
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Helen & Harry
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The country is called pallistine
There are no Pallistine Peoples you dumb shits,they are all arabs.The country is called pallistine. Wake up fools.
An invitation
A friend sent the link for your remarkable "Osama bin Laden denies involvement in 9/11 attacks." I'm sure you habve a busy schedule but if you have a moment I would like to briefly meet with you, for the pleasure of beating holes in your skull with a tire iron.
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How sad that your world view is so shallow, your hold on reality so tenuous, that merely asking a question about 9/11 leaves you with nothing but a threat of violence ... a threat no doubt as empty as your head.
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Helen & Harry
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Choke on your own vomit
Fuck YOU, and... fuck YOU again, and... we hate YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GUTS TOO! and... why don't you go choke on your own vomit, OR BETTER YET... put a round in your head, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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With a quick Google search, we see that the same author has sent similar angry notes to The Boston Phoenix and The Exile in Moscow, Russia. So thank you, biggitshredder -- we're honored to be hated by anyone who hates these fine publications.
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Helen & Harry
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JEW ATHEIST COMMUNIST ASSFUCKED LIBERAL ELITE LIFESTYLE
YOUR LIFE IS CRAP, LIKE YOUR RETARDED BRAIN AND YOUR JEW ATHEIST COMMUNIST ASSFUCKED LIBERAL ELITE LIFESTYLE. YOU RE AMERICA-HATING SRUPID SORRY BITTER ANGRY RAVING HOPELESS NUTCASES.
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And you're well-balanced?
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Big fans of censorship
Re Chavez cancels opposition TV station's license
I just read your comments cheerleading for Crazy Huego Chavez as he clamps down on political dissent in Venexuela. I assume you're either big fans of censorship, communists, or just about as stupid as an ordinary Democrat.
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You make your assumptions, I'll make mine. I assume you're lying when you say you've read our comments on that page, since the comments written and published there directly refute your rather dull point.
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Helen & Harry
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Our hero, Barak Osama
So it turns out your hero Barak Hussane Osama is muslum to the core, tuttored in a warmongering matrassa, a dupe or jihadest, probably a plant. Whose going to be your hero now?
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The alleged news of Sen Obama's childhood lessons in a madrasa were shown within hours to be yet another lie from right-wing liars. Of course, this lie has accomplished its intended purpose, because the liars know their audience -- that's you, Joel. They know you're too stupid to check facts or consider any information from non-ideological sources, so you and other stupid right-wingers will be repeating this lie for years, for decades to come. This is the goal of the lie, to pollute public discourse and thus degrade democracy. I am certain you will continue doing your part.
We'd be delighted to chat politics with someone who disagrees, someone who has half a dozen brain cells and an ability to form intelligent thoughts -- is that you? You seem to be smart enough to author several hate mails to us, using several different names and phony email addresses in recent weeks. Are you smart enough to sustain your half of an intelligent discussion?
I rather doubt it. For one thing, it's immediately obvious that you've never read anything on our website. If you had -- if you'd spent even five minutes poking around Unknown News before offering your flamboyantly ignorant opinions, you'd have noticed that nothing we've ever written or published suggests we've ever thought anything heroic of Barack Obama. We missed his allegedly brilliant speech at the 2004 Democratic convention, and we abandoned all hope for the fellow's integrity when he spoke at fundraisers for his fellow milquetoast moderate Joe Lieberman.
So we've abandoned hope for any integrity from you ... but perhaps your next note will surprise us, by offering evidence that you've given something, anything, a little thought? I don't expect it from you, but I'd love to be mistaken.
Also, please note, it's Barack not Barak, Hussein not Hussane, Obama not Osama, Muslim not muslum, tutored not tuttored, madrasa not matrassa, jihadist not jihadest, and when it's used as a contraction it's who's not whose.
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Helen & Harry
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Questioning our credability
stupid unknownnews.org? yah thier's the sweet smell of credability
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That's a complaint we hear frequently, from stupid people. We wouldn't claim to be particularly bright, but my husband and I are Mr and Mrs Einstein compared to someone too dim to click the obvious links to mainstream professional journalists under virtually all the news and numbers anywhere on our website.
Also, it's credibility, not credability, there's not thier's, and you'd flunk a grade school test on grammar and punctuation.
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Helen & Harry
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Bush is an American hero
I am tired of your democrat-socialist-communist-anti-American wining and stupidity. You keep talking about impeech and imprison Bush but America hasnt been attacked for six years since 2001, and for that we all owe President Gorge W Bush a det of gratitude. The man has defended America as he is sworn to do, he is an American hero, and you should stop coplaining about him.
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If you're tired of our "wining and stupidity," are there no other websites you could visit?
Let me ask seriously, as cordially and respectfully as possible: Have you thought about any of this? Do you give a fig about America, about dead soldiers, a drowned city, and countless lies, laws broken, and the Constitution trashed by this President, or are you just repeating some things you heard on Rush Limbaugh's show?
It's true, America has not been attacked for the five years and a few months (not yet six years) since September 11, 2001. And the nation was also not attacked for the five years before September 11, 2001 ... or for the five years before that ... or for the fifty years before that.
If the one President who allowed a major attack on American soil since Pearl Harbor is your hero for allowing only one attack on American soil, does that make Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush the Elder, and Clinton superheroes, for allowing no attacks?
Further, while Bush often states that defending America is his highest priority, that is much more the military's function -- and that is not at all what he is sworn to do. The Presidential oath compels him not to defend America, but to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." He seems to find new ways to violate that oath seven days a week, but he's your hero?
Ah, but you're tired of our "wining and stupidity" ...
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Fuckwad, everything you do and say are pointing out how rotten America is, like America is the fountainhead of evil the worl dover. Like all liberals you hate America, you hate people who wav the flag, you probably love the United Nations and hate the soldiers and anyone who doesnt have at least two abortions, and I'm sure you hate me for pointing out your hatred. Truth hurts, doesnt it?
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There's been a complete change of topic between your first email and your second -- almost as if you can't defend your earlier comments. And you've made numerous assumptions about what we believe, all without citing anything we've actually said -- almost as if you're responding to a straw man instead of our website.
If you choose to reply to this, might I suggest that you actually reply to this? In other words, please, type a response to something we've written, instead of merely sending more conservative platitudes and generalities.
Your clichés come closest to correct when you say we believe "America is the fountainhead of evil the world over." Substitute "a" for "the" -- America is a fountainhead of evil the world over -- and you've stumbled across a fundamental truth you'll no doubt deny.
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Helen & Harry
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Childish taunts and weak rhetorical challenges
Fortunately, anyone who would take your drivel seriously is probably already medicated or institutionalized. Your website is neither pertinent nor well-written and shows a hostile, anti-American attitude offering no intelligent suggestions, only childish taunts and weak rhetorical challenges to the present political power structure in Washington. Your goal, I surmise, is to divide our country and perhaps bring on class warfare. Your dream, which I pray is not fulfilled, is to imprison your political enemies and bring down America's near-perfect system of government.
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We'd welcome your feedback if you'll kindly take the trouble of reading and responding to something on our website. From your comments, it's obvious that you haven't.
You are correct, though, about our dream: We'd love to see Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Chertoff, Gonzales, Ashcroft, and Powell in prison, where they belong -- but I'd stipulate that they deserve fair trials at the Hague, and it should be a humane prison, not at all the sort of kangaroo trials and hellish gulags they've established.
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Helen & Harry
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Phony facts on a .org web site
Re Saddam Hussein becomes an Arab folk hero
I have been reading your unknownnews.org and Ooh, very impressive. Each and every idiot can speak his mind and make up his phony facts on a .org web site, only one thing, your lies and bullshit doesnt amount to much and lies and bullshit is all you offr. Hey, I could form my own .org website and trash and expose your leftwing lies. Haha. The difference is, I receive my information from the reliable sources, not from any stupid unknownnews.org.
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You tell me it's only lies and bullsh*t, so I will cordially and sincerely ask: What did we get wrong?
We're waiting patiently for your answer... and we'll still be waiting in a month, won't we?
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I think it's called "unknown-news" because may be the domain made-up-news was taken
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For the second time I'll ask politely, what did we get wrong? Please, point out just one "made up news" story, and we will take your criticism seriously.
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Someone farted.
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Well sir, we tried and tried again, but strike three, you're out.
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Helen & Harry
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Where are your facts?
a bunch of crap
your so called web site is full of made up allegations with views from a bias viewpoint. Where are your facts? You are nothing more than propagandists trying to divide our country even more than it already is. Do you have a swastika on your wall?
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No, ma'am, we have no swastikas here. The website reflects our opinions -- that's the glory of the First Amendment -- but we work hard to ensure that any facts referenced are indeed factual. If you'll kindly cite just one of the "made up allegations" you say our "so called web site" is full of, I'll cheerfully provide the documentation to prove it's true.
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Helen & Harry
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Your stupid website
Your stupid website is chicken shit for the soul.
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Our front page is free from nudity and profanity, but interior pages and external links may not be safe for work, and you may be shocked, offended, or in trouble with your boss. A link doesn't imply that we agree with every sentence and every sentiment on every site we link to. We use our noggins, and suggest you use yours.
Anything sent to Unknown News may be published. If you don't want it published, say so plainly. Of course, we publish all incoming hate mail.
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