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An important note: If you're poor like we are, if
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We absolutely don't want to add to your worries.
But if you're not particularly worried about the rent and the bills, then yes, we would appreciate your help.
Your support keeps this website alive. Thank you!
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but We always welcome dialogue for publication, and we're especially interested in hearing and considering different perspectives. All we ask is that you conduct yourself sanely and civilly. For the most productive dialogue, it helps if you'll cite the specific article or concept we've gotten wrong.
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